To think MNHQ are a big old bunch of hairy wombat bums?

[HoneyDragon]

I've missed the bat!

so I read 'size 8 pneumatic boots' My first thought was a pretty vacant "eh?" Then I thought "that might be handy"
Seriously think I need to get out more for gin

Oh I didn't see Helen up thread.

She's a bit sneaky.

@musickeepsmesane

Really? I picture them as more sophisticated, high heeled gin soaked ladies who enjoy a naice ham sandwich

I am very high of heel

Wombat bums

I showed my 10 year old the thread title. He shook his head and wandered off

Batter your cod?! What on earth are you up to honey?

Quick lock the door. Olivia is here as well.

Oops. bum, bum, bum. He wandered back. He is very clever and despite never having used a social site he has figured out we all have nicknames and now knows mine........

I've got some left over cider. So am doing fish and chips stuntgirl.

I think she's gone usual

So, what did you say ?

Go'an, go'an, go'an

Ahem

My mind went to a far more peverse place honey

I thought it was a euphemism...

Meet me on the drunk thread about 10.

Juggling My midwife actually did that Mrs Doyle thing during the pushing stage! Every time I hear someone say it (or see someone write it) I cross my legs.

Quick lock the door. Olivia is here as well.

MNHQ will be all pissed asleep by then.

Hello Helen

Can I interest you in some slightly flat Lidl cider you old soak?

That's funny Riots
I wish mine had been half as funny and encouraging.

Will Helen be in bed by 10 then usual ?

If we ply her with enough flat LIDL cider gin ?

She might be to gin soaked to care by then. Juggling.