For this to make me cringe

[TheFantasticFixit]

So as usual, there's a lot of status updates on FB 'to' Dads in the normal, boring vein of 'thanks for bring the best dad in the world etc etc'. Which I read and think 'eurgh' at the best of times. (send a card! say it to his face!) But goodness to gracious I've just come across a right corker:

'Thank you to my darling Fiancé on Fathers Day for loving the spirits of our future children'

She's clearly often away with the fairies

Brilliant
My friends on Feb are boring

It's still better than the really sad post on dd1s newsfeed where a 14 yo girl tells her dad to go get drunk and high as usual and play with the cars, interspersed with lovely language. I feel so sad for her.

This one, yes, bonkers, bet she has a website for the wedding too.

God that's horrendous

Tho I know someone who writes v similar things on fb - had to bin her

I hope it's a joke, but either way it's so very cringey that I love it!

If any of my FB friends posted that, I would assume they were being sarcastic. Or at least I hope so.

Brilliant.

complete and utter wankery at its best, a friend of a friend is writing something for tv based on wanky facebook statuses so beware what you post!

I have someone on facebook I keep there purely for the shit she writes