To think that a classic ghost story, with classic ingredients, DOES NOT INCLUDE A TOWER!

[Salmotrutta]

Towers with secret doors are FOR FAIRYTALES.

Not ghost stories.

FGS.

I should point out that DH is away tonight and I'm a big scaredy-cat...

There is a ghostly childs laughter , before they disappear in the maze.

The old gardener is clipping the hedges...

Am I like Timmy?

All on my own, and about to Go Up The Attic?

Without turning on the lights?

Before he gets impaled. obvs.

And the old gardener's eyes are glowing red.

If you wake in the night to hear a musical box with a rotating ballerina playing RUN to your neighbour's.

FGS.

I'm scaring myself now.

My neighbours are ancient.

On the plus side - maybe they have a blunderbuss?

And if I hear a musical box I will shit myself.

Cos we don't have a musical box.

Elderly neighbours with a secret passage...

Elderly neighbours, outwardly benign.

And where would their secret passage go?...

Probably to my winecellar.

Outwardly benign.

Inwardly devil-worshipers.

That's it.

I'm going to Mum and Dad's.

... Who are also very elderly.

Strange symbols in their front room , bits of goat all over the place?

You'd be in their dusty and old fashioned sitting room. You would casually glance at a print of a stately home.......with a tower. Upon closer inspection of the tower you would see a tiny figure at the window. Upon even closer inspection you would see that the figure was YOU and that there was an evil creepy thing climbing the tower stairs towards you.

A strange painting.

That seems to change every time you look at it.

Ha!

Oh thanks squoosh.

Cats know when ghosties are around, right?

To be continued ...

Well, I have to go to bed.

And I'm right royally scared now.

But it was funny.

Night all!

Strangely enough, when I woke up this morning my bed had completely turned around the other way.

liney - is your name Reagan by any chance...

Sorry Salmo I made that up to get your attention

Or did I .... hahaha

You biatch.