To think that a classic ghost story, with classic ingredients, DOES NOT INCLUDE A TOWER!

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Towers with secret doors are FOR FAIRYTALES.

Not ghost stories.

FGS.

There's an Evil Power in the Tower.
There's sumfin' in there, I saw it glower.

'There's a ghost up the tower,' said Uncle Gregory.

'OK, I'll never go there,' said Timmy, running off to the Isle of Wight Festival with his chums.

The End.

I might write a bit more in the middle about rocking chairs and pictures with moving eyes.

I have to be honest...I've never heard a ghost story with a tower in it...

Maybe the ghost story will be set in Gower.

Can you add a creepy huge pram that moves on its own in an empty room

But Timmy would go Up The Tower Attic

Purely because Uncle Gregory said not to.

And he'd go alone.

Thems the Rules.

Sod ghost stories, Breakfast Club is on BBC2

And there has to be a grey rocking horse with a white mane that rocks even though there is no one in the room.

Thank you Bimble.

A lone voice in the wilderness.

Well obviously squoosh

Goes wiv out sayin' innit?

Sorry

When Timmy Goes Up The Attic he must not turn the lights on.

Can one of the characters be taken up the tower?

Bimble has been bribed, I think

OOh The Breakfast Club.

Judd Nelson could star in the film adaptation of the Ghost up the Tower.

Always lowering the tone, Tethers.

Or... The Ghost Up The Attic.

tethers you are rude.

PAGANS

Can we have pagans?

Bloody marvellous film...

YY to pagans, dancing naked in weird masks.

Ghosts penetrate the darkness, not the darkness of your bumhole.

The GREATEST GHOST STORY OF ALL TIME has a tower.

Viz, The Turn of the Screw.

HTH.

I sense a theme to add to our collection:

The Eels In Caves documentary

MN in Jail

MN The Musical

The Ghost Up The Tower Attic.

You don't want that ectoplasm up your arse.

If you want a good spooky film, try and see Paperhouse.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0098061/

Veh good!