To think this woman should have shaved her arse?

[SirRaymondClench]

I've just been into town and in the shopping centre had to use the escalator. In front of me was a woman I would say in her 30s wearing a pair of those stupidly short shorts with her arse cheeks hanging out and they were hairy! I'm talking thick, black pubicky hair.
I nearly brought my breakfast up. AIBU to think if you are going to wear those type of shorts you should at least shave your arse first?

Her actual bum cheeks were hairy?

I find overly hairy women and men unattractive. I'm not naturally very hairy despite having very dark hair (on my head) and simply don't find hairy people attractive.

Yanbu OP. hairy or not,she should put her arse away. 18 or 80, bum cheeks are for beaches only. At a push.

Am I the only one thinking 'How do you shave your arse?'

I mean having it waxed by someone else I can understand but shaving your own arse is

Yes, one must be a bit of a contortionist to twist round to see it in the first place, never mind shave it

I am often surprised at what people wear.

For example, larger ladies in leggings with a short, tight top. It's really not very flattering, and I can't imagine why they have chosen that look.

But, it's really none of my business. If they are happy in what they are wearing, and fulfil legal requirements of decency, then my opinion is just irrelevant (unless they were to ask me for it).

ps.
2 mirrors, one infront and one behind, but then very flexible shoulders are needed to be able to reach round with the shaver.

She should have taken the lift. The escalators were her downfall.

Maybe she had a tail twisted round and stuffed into her pants.

Her hairy bum sounds quite horrible to me, but her shorts, her choice I suppose. I'm sure a lot of people never look in a mirror before they leave the house - mind you, a mirror might not have helped in this case...

Think yourself lucky you only saw her hairy arse cheeks, OP. I was once walking behind Human Gorilla Man in Sainsbury's. HGM was wearing his pants and trousers approximately half-way down his bum, so hairy crack was in full view.

HGM then bent over to talk to his little girl, and Lo! The Crack of Doom parted to reveal the One Ring.

He waddled off before I could think of a tactful way of saying, "Excuse me, but I can actually see your arsehole."

Arse out = not a good look (hair or no hair)