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To think this woman should have shaved her arse?

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 13:12

I've just been into town and in the shopping centre had to use the escalator. In front of me was a woman I would say in her 30s wearing a pair of those stupidly short shorts with her arse cheeks hanging out and they were hairy! I'm talking thick, black pubicky hair.
I nearly brought my breakfast up. AIBU to think if you are going to wear those type of shorts you should at least shave your arse first?

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Fakebook · 08/06/2013 15:41

Maybe she doesn't know she has a hairy bum? It's not the easiest place to view on the body is it?

complexnumber · 08/06/2013 15:41

Were the bum hairs around an inch and a half long? If so, I think the culprit is currently defending herself on Chat. Smile

formica5 · 08/06/2013 16:17

How long was the rear hair? Could she manage an arse comb over? Maybe a bit of wax and shes ready to go?

But seriously. I have no issue with bum hair

superbadspeller · 08/06/2013 16:19

Theres a fella on the bus sat in front of me with humungous grey pube hairs - on his shoulders and upper back . Never mind shaving arses i want to shave that!

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 16:23

SPsCliff I'm a fucking woman. How exactly am I a pervert??
I was stood behind her on the escalator a few steps down. Should I have moved nearer to her? Get a fucking grip.

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 16:29

The point I am trying to make is, it isn't ok IMHAHO to have your arse out in public, hairy or not. The arse alone is too much but a hairy one on a man or a woman is beyond the pale!
SpCliff I apologise, didn't read the rest of the thread and am premenstrually. Someone upthread alluded to me being a perv and I am but not of women's hairy arses.

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complexnumber · 08/06/2013 16:29

SPsCliff I'm a fucking woman. How exactly am I a pervert??

One does not preclude the other.

However, I can understand your annoyance at the comment.

Wallison · 08/06/2013 16:29

Women can be perverts too. You sound a little tense - have you tried crotcheting your arse hair in order to calm down?

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 08/06/2013 16:32

Sir Seriously? Women perv too! And it wasn't a serious remark. Thought 'pervert alert' would have been enough to prove that.

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 16:33

For the sake of the thread, I didn't measure the arse hair but I would estimate it was a good centimetre and a bit (on some not all hairs) in length.
There seemed to be a fair amount of it.
I want to make it clear I was not staring projectedly at this woman's arse, it was hanging out. The hairiness was pretty apparent and was noticeable.
I wouldn't wear those sorts of shorts, I don't have the arse for them, but if I did, I would make sure my leg-shaving was covering all visible areas.
I think it's a pretty horrible fashion and always makes me worry that the wearer will get thrush.

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saintmerryweather · 08/06/2013 16:34

so ypu still maintain that the fact its hairy was what made it worse?

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 16:35

Apology was posted a few up from your post spCliff am premenstrual.

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changeforthebetter · 08/06/2013 16:35

Gobblers!!! ShockShockShockGrin

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 08/06/2013 16:36

Women still perv though so embrace it, but just stop looking at hairy arses Grin

Those shirts you speak of I have seen but on teens. I am yet to see them on a hairier older woman.

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 16:37

Yes the fact it was hairy made it worse. I don't want to see a hairy arse while I'm out shopping. I don't want to see anyone's arse, hairy or otherwise.
What is wrong with that?
I don't want to see anyone's fanny either or a bell end, I suppose you'll call me out on that too.

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 08/06/2013 16:37

Sor I saw old man balls on Tuesday. If it had been genitals I'd have sympathised

VivaLeBeaver · 08/06/2013 16:41

I've never removed hair off my arse cheeks but I don't think its hairy. Plus I never wear shorts. She should wear bigger shorts. No one wants to see someone else's arse cheeks unless they're indulging in a bit of how's your father.

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SirRaymondClench · 08/06/2013 16:41

SP where on earth did you see old man balls??

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Pagwatch · 08/06/2013 16:41

Arsegate
Bumgate
Hairgate
Femalegroominggate

Not sure

Pagwatch · 08/06/2013 16:42

Probably on the front of an old mans arse I would have thought.

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 08/06/2013 16:43

At the park. He was sat on a bench in short short shorts. They were just dangling there.

Chandon · 08/06/2013 16:44

But women do n have hairy bums?! Confused....s this some weird kind f wind up? Bet it is Grin

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 08/06/2013 16:49

I dont have an hairy arse. Then again I'm a lazy shaver. I shave my shins and that's it. I could be a hairy beast from the back but dont care. I hate shaving

Ministrone · 08/06/2013 16:49

The sooner everyone is the smooth, hairless/ depilated/shaved/lasered/waxed of a new-born baby the better off everyone will be!

GobblersKnob · 08/06/2013 16:50

S'okay changeforthebetter it's not my arse Grin