To think most Mumsnetters would do Dec over Ant? Poll please

[LaurieFairyCake]

This is a bet I'm having with dd

She thinks Dec is better looking but the 'charm' of Ant will lead to a 50/50 split.

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I didn't have a clue who they were.

Looked them up on google. Why do they always stand on the same side of each other? That's a bit creepy.

Ant, taller and cheekier. Dec is too boyish.

Don't be silly - Dec has no genitals; he is like a Ken doll.

Dec. Ant is too Tefal.

It's a Dec from me.

Once upon a time, it would have been Dec, no contest. But now, probably Ant. Not sure why.

Ooh no, neither.

Dick and Dom, now you're talking.

Or, better, Sam and Mark. Have not sold their souls to Cowell, but what they lack in wealth and fame they make up for in SMA potential.

Top Gear James' long term partner is a (female) ballet critic.

If Dec is gay I do hope he comes out, what a good role model for young people (who admire him) to see that somebody so main stream is also gay.

However, Simon Cowell is still locked in the closet (guarded closely by Sunita) so I doubt Dec would be waving the rainbow flag anytime soon!

oh and neither.

DD always asks, when watching Splat-a-lot, "which one do you fancy mum? Dick or Dom?" . (Dom btw he's luverly )

Both of them at once?

Dec blatantly dec! Ant just looks like Frankenstein!

You mean he looks like Frankenstein's MONSTER. That's the one with the big head, not Dr Frankenstein himself.

Dec. He has a sparkle in his eye. and a normal sized forehead

I have no idea which is which.

It's And and Dec, Ant always stands on the left and Dec on the right as you look at them.

I couldn't do Dec - he looks like a little boy, far too young. Ant - er if I had to but I wouldn't choose to.

Yup
Neither
Both are highly irritating and not in the least bit attractive.

Dec.

Dec he's much better looking than ant
Who's winning so far ?

Surely they insist in having intimate relations with people as a duo which means the question should not be 'which one', but 'which one first?'

Or even which one in the mouth and which one in the Littlejohn?

Ant for me. He's more sexy. They are both great though... they are the only reason I watch I'm a Celebrity; they totally make it. I often laugh out loud to their little quips... that doesn't often happen even when I'm proper watching comedy programmes.

Oh God yes, YANBU at all. Dec is eminently do0able. Ant seems like a nice bloke, not unattractive etc, but Dec is in another league of boffability all together.

I don't know why I inserted a random 0 there.

Dec every time. If he wasn't available I'd do Ant though.

That has really tickled me.

Dec. I bet that underneath that harmless cheeky chappie facade he's pure filth.

Yes, I have always liked to think so.

Ant for me.

Dec is too short and a bit full of himself. Also think he might be gay.