To think most Mumsnetters would do Dec over Ant? Poll please

[LaurieFairyCake]

This is a bet I'm having with dd

She thinks Dec is better looking but the 'charm' of Ant will lead to a 50/50 split.

She's 15 (and she means get 'off' with )

Ant because he's taller.

I was trying to explain Ant and Dec to DH, he's Canadian. He couldn't believe, having watched Love Actually, that these two were stars and have been for decades. I tried to explain Byker Grove with the help of YouTube. Cultural differences were very obvious.

Dec definitely.

Ant every time! Ever since Challenge Ant on SMTV.

discussing who you would 'do'....

Is it just me or is this both offensive and sexist?

How about a thread between assorted male posters over who they would like to 'do'... ?

What would the Mumsnet reaction be then I wonder?

Why choose?

It's always been Ant for me. But I agree they should always come as a set [snurk]

TwitterQueen- do you really never have these type of discussions? Never played shag/marry/kill?

Dec but I would settle for Ant

Who is it offensive to? Multi millionaire slebs won't give a toss.

No, it's not sexist (on account of living in a capitalist patriarchy), its FUN!

Harmless conversation with a teenager about which celebrity you'd snog.

It's not Proust or Faust but it doesn't have to be

How is it sexist? It's just asking who you'd rather shag!

I'd do Ant. Dec freaks me out a bit on his own.

I bet they'd love to know we were having this conversation.

I've never known which is which and I absolutely love that bit in Love Actually when Bill Nighy's ageing rock star answers one of their interview questions with 'Well, Ant or Dec...'

To answer the question tho - neither, the very thought sends a shiver up my spine!

Defo do Dec!

Oh definitely Ant (though I like both )

Got to be Ant and his massive (yet strangely not off-putting) fivehead.

Yuck, neither.

If I was held at gunpoint and had to choose one ... Ant.

The way to tell them apart is that they always stand it the same order so as you look at the screen it is Ant on the left and Dec on the right.

As you would read left to right, Ant then Dec, like that. Fact.

I would prefer Ant, as he is funny but i find Dec a little bit false and slimy.

Dec

I vote Ant.

Neither, unless my life depended on it, then yes, it would be Dec

I'd go for Dec.

They are both lovely in RL fame has not gone to their heads.

I would do Dec over Ant, apparently he has a very large todger