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Squash is not Juice!

93 replies

SillyBlueHat · 21/05/2013 16:41

AIBU to be irritated by people who call squash juice? They are 2 different drinks

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tripecity · 21/05/2013 16:42

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TheBirdsFellDownToDingADong · 21/05/2013 16:43

No, it isn't.

It wasn't about 3 days ago when this exact thread was posted.

Get a life love.

rainbowslollipops · 21/05/2013 16:50

There's not a lot of difference though. It's still fruit juices just one you add water to one you don't.

usualsuspect · 21/05/2013 16:53

It's a different word for squash.

No biggie.

YABU.

How do you feel if I call it pop or cordial?

eltsihT · 21/05/2013 16:53

I live in a Scotland... Anything that isn't hot/water/milk is juice...

If you want to be specific that's up to you.

Onesleeptillwembley · 21/05/2013 16:56

Thank you silly! I agree totally.

desperateforaholiday · 21/05/2013 16:57

Meh does it matter? People use different words for things all the time, my mum still calls sandwiches 'pieces' Hmm

TigOldBitties · 21/05/2013 16:58

Do you really care about this or are you just looking for some mn love?

thebody · 21/05/2013 17:01

Ah desperate, my mom calls them pieces as well.

ephemeralfairy · 21/05/2013 17:02

When I was newly at uni in Scotland my housemate asked if I wanted some juice. I said yes please. Imagine my surprise when I was handed a glass of Irn Bru.....

ChunkyPickle · 21/05/2013 17:04

Everything is called juice here because we have a toddler. Milk (cows and human), water, squash, actual juice the lot.

If someone was to offer me, an adult a glass of orange juice and to bring squash instead then I'd find that rather odd though.

BigBoobiedBertha · 21/05/2013 17:05

YANBU!

One of my bug bears too. Quite a lot of squash doesn't come within an inch of a fruit, let alone contain a significant proportion of the real thing.

Fruit juice is juice, squash is well, squash. They aren't the same!

NinaHeart · 21/05/2013 17:06

I think they are most definitely different.

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Fillyjonk75 · 21/05/2013 17:12

YANBU. Though I sometimes call squash "cordial" but that confuses everyone down here.

My dad calls Coke and other fizzy drinks "mineral". There used to be a van coming round selling big bottles of fizzy pop, or "mineral".

BalloonSlayer · 21/05/2013 17:12

Yeah well it's nothing like as disappointing as it used to be when I were a lass, when someone would ask you if you wanted Lemonade or Orangeade and then they'd give you sodding squash!

Such a let down when you expected fizz! Sad

Fillyjonk75 · 21/05/2013 17:13

Milk (cows and human), water, squash, actual juice the lot.

Beer = Daddy juice Shock Wine = Mummy juice Blush

Fillyjonk75 · 21/05/2013 17:14

They needed a slap with a wet dishcloth for that disappointment, Balloon

BackforGood · 21/05/2013 17:15

You're right OP. Agreed, it's not a world problem, but it's a completely different beverage. It's be like being offered coffee and getting tea.

MrsBungle · 21/05/2013 17:18

In Scotland it's juice. Until I moved to England I'd never heard of squash. Cordial would be diluting juice. The word 'squash' annoys me. As does 'pop'.

LadyVoldemort · 21/05/2013 17:23

Well I don't give a fuck that I've been saying it wrong for years.

It's juice, ok?

SillyBlueHat · 21/05/2013 17:23

Tig - it really does annoy me! AIBU is not the place I would come to look for MN love

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spg1983 · 21/05/2013 17:24

This does my head in as well! DSS has a horrible reflux and fruit juice always causes an instant projectile vomit incident, the only thing apart from water or milk that he can cope with is really, really watered-down squash. Unfortunately DSS' family have always referred to squash as "juice" which has caused us lots of embarrassing incidents when someone asks DSS what he'd like to drink and he replies "juice", gets given a glass of juice and pukes it all up everywhere! We have to make sure we are there to clarify things whenever DSS is asked...

Fillyjonk75 · 21/05/2013 17:26

Why am I not surprised that the Scots call squash juice? Grin

SarahAndFuck · 21/05/2013 17:26

It's dilute juice. Or cordial.

Squash is a vegetable. Or a sport. Or the thing that happens whenever I sit in the chair and DS and both dogs decide to join me anyway.

Sandwiches are now defined by their filling as hamwidge, jamwidge or tunawidge etc.