woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

but do you have a rotostak?

It is a sandwich... not a fucking hamwidge, eggwidge, cheesewidge or any other fucking type of widge...

sandwich

sandwich

sandwich

or just call it a butty if that is easier for you..

Rosepettel - just out of interest do you drink milk?

and it is veggie, or vegetarian.. vege is NOT a word..

can I also point out that "pettel" is actual petal too..

they don't have little wheels. Just jump up and down going eek.

She didnt say she was a vegan matilda.

What's your point?

why do you want to know if i drink the milk

Does it 'yap' idiuntno

Vair hilair this isn't it !

squeaky - can you not just leave it?

no. just 'eek ' except when you put Lady Gaga on the stereo then it puts its head in its paws and weeps.

real tears.

Poor Squeaky you need a little lay down. Have a and a samwidge .

Just wondered! I suppose my question should have been 'why are you a vegetarian?'

you can't eat a samwidge. Unless you are Freddie Starr.

idiuntno57 Mon 13-May-13 22:19:46
i think a samwidge sounds like a good sort of pet. Bit fluffy. Bit bigger than a hamster. Smaller than a rabbit.

Weeping here. My stomach hurts!

idiuntno57 Mon 13-May-13 22:33:28
you can't eat a samwidge. Unless you are Freddie Starr.

It's a well known fact Ozzy Osborne used to bite the heads off of samwidges on stage.

OMG.

Before we know it we'll all be biting into samwidges.

Like it is perfectly normal.

I heard on the news that they found traces of samwidges in the supermarket budget range burgers.

You rang?

Ham

You're alive.

You are a sight for sore eyes, a widge over troubled waters.

yap i rang