woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

.......just.......

I think I might have cracked a rib laughing here.

This thread is a classic.

Perhaps the party host was so drunk at the birthday party that she couldn't pronounce sandwich and it came out as hamwidge.

It's the only feasible answer.

(Do any of you Scottish MNers remember the Karen Dunbar show? The part where she used to say "I smell shite?" - Just wondering! )

it bread

ham

bread
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No - it's

Head

Wall

Head

Wall

I bloody LOVE the descriptive of a hamwidge...

Bread

Ham

Bread

lolz

So.. Do you also say eggwidge? Saladwidge?

What do you do when they're more than one food in the bread?!? Widge maywidgehem!!!!

This thread is particularly funny for me because I made handwiches for my boys yesterday..

Bread

Ham cut into the shape of hands

Bread

.. they thought it was vair hilair. True story.

hamwidges
chrisps
sausadges

sounds like someone was knocking back the vino

ha no vine for me im carring a mini rose pettel

she defo had vine thou the woman did

mmm hand shape that is artistic

Ah now l thought this was the playdate gone bad thread.

I have no dry knickers left now so l best not .

Wuldric we watching a repeat of Bread Ham Bread it's on BuBuCu HuD.

Hats off to you OP, this has been a cracking thread

If I am not mistaken, you are also the OP on the 'playdate gone bad' thread, aren't you? You've got a very distinctive style :)

Vine.

We know why the sick child on the play date thread was sick now.

It was force fed a hamwidge.

LOL

you mumsnets have got a idea about me and yap it can be funny saying about ham but no im not that thread im new to mumnets

but thenx [smil]

Those typos are the absolute best!

Mumnets (Naice net curtains?)

Thenx (posh thanks?)

Smil (I give up )

I love hamwidges. Simple but delicious.

oops it my phone

Ouch matilda - bit mean there, eh?

i think a samwidge sounds like a good sort of pet. Bit fluffy. Bit bigger than a hamster. Smaller than a rabbit.

No worries OP - the typos are excellent!

I am howling now at [smil], l think l have actually lost it now.

Your walcome OP.

being a vege is not eating meat of course i knows how to be a vege