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woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

512 replies

rosepettel · 13/05/2013 05:54

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

OP posts:
Wuldric · 13/05/2013 23:06

Ah there you are.

I thought you'd got lost hunting widges.

OrangeFireandGoldashes · 13/05/2013 23:09

I've just read through the entire thread and am weeping with laughter.

Wanna hamwidge. 'Cept I don't like ham.

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:16

perplexedpirate - LOL Grin

You just made me snort Horlicks out of my nose!

Mindyourownbusiness · 13/05/2013 23:17

Grin @ 'Cept'

Mind you am laughing at everything and anything by now.

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:17

rose - you mustn't "yap"! Grin

You must "eek"!

SarahAndFuck · 13/05/2013 23:17

Horwidge!

Moominsarehippos · 13/05/2013 23:18

Widgegate.

My niece used to say samwidge before she could say sangwidge.

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:18

Or Ovalwidge?

Horwidge is just plain ruuuuude.

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:19

Oh gawd, my Gran used to say "sangwidge"

LOL

SarahAndFuck · 13/05/2013 23:20

It is, isn't it.

Perhaps it's what you drink when you have pavolva.

I'm going to say it again. Horwidge. Grin

Mindyourownbusiness · 13/05/2013 23:20

Its like a whole new langwidge.

Ok , ok l'll get mi coat.

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:20

Well, I have had a reet good laff.

But I must away to Bedwidge.

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:21
Grin
Wuldric · 13/05/2013 23:22

langwidge

SarahAndFuck · 13/05/2013 23:23

I think you mean

Bed

Hamwidge

Bed

Don't you?

Moominsarehippos · 13/05/2013 23:23

I had a jamwidge earlier. It was very nice.

Tweasels · 13/05/2013 23:27

Ah, mumsnet has been brilliant today. I think Widge may be the new Yoni.

Mindyourownbusiness · 13/05/2013 23:27

and me too with my husbandage who mght want to wag his appendage .

Mindyourownbusiness · 13/05/2013 23:28

Chance'd be a fine thing.

YoniOrNotYoni · 13/05/2013 23:28

Am crying here. Just woke dh up by shaking the bed laughing.

*It bread

Ham

Bread*

Crying I tewkl you!

SpecialAgentTattooedQueen · 13/05/2013 23:28

Some of these words sound like utensils/magical creatures out of Harry Potter. Grin

Salmotrutta · 13/05/2013 23:31

Quite right Sarah Grin

And I really am off to bed now!

YoniWidge · 13/05/2013 23:33
SarahAndFuck · 13/05/2013 23:35

Says "Nightwidge" to Salmon.

Buzzardbird · 13/05/2013 23:35

Op, I hope your dc got home from the party on time, not 2 1/2 hrs late?..I'd be furious!