woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

Ah there you are.

I thought you'd got lost hunting widges.

I've just read through the entire thread and am weeping with laughter.

Wanna hamwidge. 'Cept I don't like ham.

perplexedpirate - LOL

You just made me snort Horlicks out of my nose!

@ 'Cept'

Mind you am laughing at everything and anything by now.

rose - you mustn't "yap"!

You must "eek"!

Horwidge!

Widgegate.

My niece used to say samwidge before she could say sangwidge.

Or Ovalwidge?

Horwidge is just plain ruuuuude.

Oh gawd, my Gran used to say "sangwidge"

LOL

It is, isn't it.

Perhaps it's what you drink when you have pavolva.

I'm going to say it again. Horwidge.

Its like a whole new langwidge.

Ok , ok l'll get mi coat.

Well, I have had a reet good laff.

But I must away to Bedwidge.

langwidge

I think you mean

Bed

Hamwidge

Bed

Don't you?

I had a jamwidge earlier. It was very nice.

Ah, mumsnet has been brilliant today. I think Widge may be the new Yoni.

and me too with my husbandage who mght want to wag his appendage .

Chance'd be a fine thing.

Am crying here. Just woke dh up by shaking the bed laughing.

*It bread

Ham

Bread*

Crying I tewkl you!

Some of these words sound like utensils/magical creatures out of Harry Potter.

Quite right Sarah

And I really am off to bed now!

Says "Nightwidge" to Salmon.

Op, I hope your dc got home from the party on time, not 2 1/2 hrs late?..I'd be furious!