To have wanted to say 'grow up' to this woman

[Kasterborous]

Me and DD went to this group today, went to sit in this chair in a circle of chairs only to realise this other woman had been sitting there first. Fair enough. There were plenty of other chairs so I said to her sorry I didn't realise and I'll move and not sarcastically I didn't have a problem with it. She said huffily I'll get another chair and disappeared. I moved to the next chair along and her friend she was with put a book on this chair. Her friend reappeared and said very loudly 'oh good you have stopped anyone sitting there' while looking pointedly at me. It just pissed me off, I didn't say anything wasn't worth it. I know I'm moaning but sometimes the adults are worse than the kids.

[neunundneunzigluftballons]

There was an old woman who had sat on a chair
who had so many reasons for not being there
When she returned and saw her chair was gone
She over reacted with passive aggressive scorn
if it happens again you may need to allude
To the classic mums net question did you mean to be so rude

[Kasterborous]

Love the last line the classic mumsnet question indeed

[KatoPotato]

Nu uh went the silly chair mum one day

Nu uh went the silly chair mum

Oh whoops said the sorry normal mum that day

But the bitch went 'no no no!'

We know that's not a big deal at all
No big deal at all
No big deal at all x 2

You shouldn't get your knickers in a twist!

[RenterNomad]

Kaster, Kaster set down her bot
Stole another's fav'rite spot

When that mummy'd had her say
Kasterborous slunk away...



You can do better!

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

Kasterborus sat on a chair
Kasterborus received a death stare

...um...

The evil twat mummy and the evil twat friend
Couldn't make Kasterborus feel welcome there

[SoleSource]

Put electrified barbed wire onher chair next week



I would have caused a scene

Got something.you want to say, to.me???

[TryDrawing]

Hickory Dickory Dair
Kasterborous sat on the chair
The Clock struck One
The grown woman said OI THAT'S MY CHAIR
Hickory Dickory Dair
Tick Tock.
Tick Tock.
Fuck Off.

[Kasterborous]

I like the idea of electric barbed wire! Might try that tomorrow!

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

terry. My ds went to that rhyme time, the one in Surrey, with his granny last week.

I met a petty mother
her name was by the by
I sat down in her chair to see if she would cry.
She threw a mighty tantrum
a grown up hissy fit
and now she's sitting scowling
but I don't give a shit
fuck
fuck
fuck
you.

[Kasterborous]

Well I went again today and it was most disappointing! No one gave a stuff about who sat where and there was just general niceness. We did sing twinkle twinkle little star and the grand old duke of york so no other rude versions! The get of my chair women weren't there this week. Maybe they are on mumsnet!

[RenterNomad]

Booo!

[boatclub]

We didn't have chairs last rhyme time but there was always a rammy for the best instruments

[Thisisaeuphemism]

Stroppy lady had a chair ee ii ee ii oh
And on that chair she had a book ee ii ee ii oo.
With a huff puff here, and a huff puff there, here a huff there a huff, everywhere a huff, huff,
Stroppy lady had a chair, ee ii ee ii oh

[SoleSource]

Oooh maybe she has other chairs to stalk

[Mynewmoniker]

I bet she was stuck in the car park arguing over a parking space

[SoleSource]

Spread super glue on chair, offer her chair

[PlatoonBuffoon]

I was reading this thread the other night with much amusement.

Imagine my surprise when my 4 year old DS started singing 'cunty cunty sat on the wall' today.

I am wondering whether his CM took him to your Rhyme Time group today OP

[SoleSource]

Platoon LMAO!!!!

[PlatoonBuffoon]

It did actually get worse solesource. He later progressed to 'gunty gunty'.

[foslady]

Hickory dickory dock
The chair woman threw a strop
She said 'That's my chair
You can't sit there'
Then buggered off the next week to the shops.....

[AlpacaPicnic]

You lot of vipers are going to get me in trouble...

I was leading rhyme time this week and kept thinking of this thread.

I have never worked so hard to try and keep a straight face... everyone thought I was terribly jolly

[CouthyMow]

"Row, row, row yer arse
Right down off me chair."
"Hang on, hang on, hang on,
I can't see yer name on there"

The ladies in the group all got in a huff, got in a huff, got in a huff.
The ladies in the group all got in a huff,
For a chair.

[Kasterborous]

Wasn't the same rhyme time PlatoonBuffoon we never sing Humpty Dumpty cunty cunty

at AlpacaPicnic I can just imagine the alternate versions going through your head and accidentally singing the wrong one!

[rabbitlady]

remember the thick kids when you were at school? when they grow up, they don't change.

[Kasterborous]

See the silly woman
Sitting in my chair
Shall I try to shift her
Without a single care
She's so strong
Is she wrong
Shift out my chair
I was sitting there and
Hop, hop, hop, hop off.