To have wanted to say 'grow up' to this woman

[Kasterborous]

Me and DD went to this group today, went to sit in this chair in a circle of chairs only to realise this other woman had been sitting there first. Fair enough. There were plenty of other chairs so I said to her sorry I didn't realise and I'll move and not sarcastically I didn't have a problem with it. She said huffily I'll get another chair and disappeared. I moved to the next chair along and her friend she was with put a book on this chair. Her friend reappeared and said very loudly 'oh good you have stopped anyone sitting there' while looking pointedly at me. It just pissed me off, I didn't say anything wasn't worth it. I know I'm moaning but sometimes the adults are worse than the kids.

[Geekster]

I am a little nutter,
I am saving this chair
Butt your arse out of it,
Or I'll pull out your hair

[Kasterborous]

We went again today after not going for a couple of weeks and those women were there again saving seats for each other and giving the evil eye to anyone else who dared to go near them. Most of the nice ones weren't there today.

I'm saving this chair, I'm saving this chair,
Don't sit there,
With a shove off here and a shove off there,
Here a shove, there a shove,
Everywhere a shove, shove,
Old sourpuss saved a chair ei, ei, o.

[trackies]

Twinkle twinkle little chair
How i would like to sit on there
But evil mummy's are giving me the glare
They are not going to let me sit on that chair
Twinkle twinkle little chair
I'll have to go and sit elsewhere

[chocolatebuttiiins]

Hand mini I want you in my life

Gave me a much needed laugh

[Kasterborous]

Pmsl at ThePathanKhansAmnesiac especially at the 'primed it with a bomb'!

[StetsonsAreCool]

Ugh, I don't miss the Mummy Quiches from maternity leave.

That's not my chair... Its completely empty but surrounded by mums who deathstare anyone who walks in the room and look like they're thinking about doing something ordinary like sitting in an empty chair

Think my career as a children's author isn't on the horizon any time soon

[ThePathanKhansAmnesiac]

Mary had a little chair
To sit her fat arse on
And everytime she moved away
She primed it with a bomb.

[Loopylala7]

Haha! loving this thread, the rhymes are fab!

[Kasterborous]

See the silly woman
Sitting in my chair
Shall I try to shift her
Without a single care
She's so strong
Is she wrong
Shift out my chair
I was sitting there and
Hop, hop, hop, hop off.

[rabbitlady]

remember the thick kids when you were at school? when they grow up, they don't change.

[Kasterborous]

Wasn't the same rhyme time PlatoonBuffoon we never sing Humpty Dumpty cunty cunty

at AlpacaPicnic I can just imagine the alternate versions going through your head and accidentally singing the wrong one!

[CouthyMow]

"Row, row, row yer arse
Right down off me chair."
"Hang on, hang on, hang on,
I can't see yer name on there"

The ladies in the group all got in a huff, got in a huff, got in a huff.
The ladies in the group all got in a huff,
For a chair.

[AlpacaPicnic]

You lot of vipers are going to get me in trouble...

I was leading rhyme time this week and kept thinking of this thread.

I have never worked so hard to try and keep a straight face... everyone thought I was terribly jolly

[foslady]

Hickory dickory dock
The chair woman threw a strop
She said 'That's my chair
You can't sit there'
Then buggered off the next week to the shops.....

[PlatoonBuffoon]

It did actually get worse solesource. He later progressed to 'gunty gunty'.

[SoleSource]

Platoon LMAO!!!!

[PlatoonBuffoon]

I was reading this thread the other night with much amusement.

Imagine my surprise when my 4 year old DS started singing 'cunty cunty sat on the wall' today.

I am wondering whether his CM took him to your Rhyme Time group today OP

[SoleSource]

Spread super glue on chair, offer her chair

[Mynewmoniker]

I bet she was stuck in the car park arguing over a parking space

[SoleSource]

Oooh maybe she has other chairs to stalk

[Thisisaeuphemism]

Stroppy lady had a chair ee ii ee ii oh
And on that chair she had a book ee ii ee ii oo.
With a huff puff here, and a huff puff there, here a huff there a huff, everywhere a huff, huff,
Stroppy lady had a chair, ee ii ee ii oh

[boatclub]

We didn't have chairs last rhyme time but there was always a rammy for the best instruments

[RenterNomad]

Booo!

[Kasterborous]

Well I went again today and it was most disappointing! No one gave a stuff about who sat where and there was just general niceness. We did sing twinkle twinkle little star and the grand old duke of york so no other rude versions! The get of my chair women weren't there this week. Maybe they are on mumsnet!

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

terry. My ds went to that rhyme time, the one in Surrey, with his granny last week.

I met a petty mother
her name was by the by
I sat down in her chair to see if she would cry.
She threw a mighty tantrum
a grown up hissy fit
and now she's sitting scowling
but I don't give a shit
fuck
fuck
fuck
you.