To have wanted to say 'grow up' to this woman

[Kasterborous]

Me and DD went to this group today, went to sit in this chair in a circle of chairs only to realise this other woman had been sitting there first. Fair enough. There were plenty of other chairs so I said to her sorry I didn't realise and I'll move and not sarcastically I didn't have a problem with it. She said huffily I'll get another chair and disappeared. I moved to the next chair along and her friend she was with put a book on this chair. Her friend reappeared and said very loudly 'oh good you have stopped anyone sitting there' while looking pointedly at me. It just pissed me off, I didn't say anything wasn't worth it. I know I'm moaning but sometimes the adults are worse than the kids.

all these references to floppy twats, got me doing my pelvic floor exercises good style

at *BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM].

Maybe if this woman at rhyme time is a mumsnetter her nn would be that's my chair you meany waaaaa

Ha ha my highlight went wrong used the wrong brackets.

Handmini that is superb!

HandMini.....are you from a northern town beginning with C? your songs are familiar....but then again i now have a feeling all the songs sound the same (Led Zep ref anyone?)....

I am a little nut tree,
Get off my fucking chair,
Unless you want a black eye
Fuck off over there

We could write a book 'That's not my chair - it's go an arse on it......'

Second page: 'Thats not my chair, it's got a twat on it..' can you imagine the illustrations!

Last page 'it's not your chair either - sod off!'

Hilarious!

'Thats not my chair, it's got a but head on it' very childish but funny

'Thats not my chair, it's got a cow on it'

at foslady

You get chairs for rhyme time??? when DS was wee, the rhyme time we went to just had little rugs

THAT'S your chair; it's got a bogey on it!

TimrousBeastie if it was just rugs I would have probably been told, 'Thats my bit of rug, can you not see my buttock imprints'.

The mummies on the bus go shift that arse
shift that arse
shift that arse

the mummies on the bus go shift that arse right off that seat

The mummies on the bus go piss off please,
Piss off please,
Piss off please,
The mummies on the bus go piss off please, or bloody else.

Oh the grand old woman of rhyme time,
She had ten thousand chairs,
She marched up

Posted too soon.

Oh the grand old woman of rhyme time,
She had ten thousand chairs,
She marched up to a woman,
And said don't you dare sit there,
And don't you sit there,
And stand up again,
And now you are halfway up,
Don't sit down again.

Nope, London. Foul-mouthed nursery rhyme mummies everywhere it would seem!

That's your chair. I spat on it!

That's why my chair was wet!

I should have spat on hers

Ring-o-ring-o chaaaaaaaairs
Who knows which is theirs
I'll hit you, I'll hit you
If you dare to sit down...on mine!

at Mynewmonicker looking forwards to rude rhyme time this week!