To have wanted to say 'grow up' to this woman

[Kasterborous]

Me and DD went to this group today, went to sit in this chair in a circle of chairs only to realise this other woman had been sitting there first. Fair enough. There were plenty of other chairs so I said to her sorry I didn't realise and I'll move and not sarcastically I didn't have a problem with it. She said huffily I'll get another chair and disappeared. I moved to the next chair along and her friend she was with put a book on this chair. Her friend reappeared and said very loudly 'oh good you have stopped anyone sitting there' while looking pointedly at me. It just pissed me off, I didn't say anything wasn't worth it. I know I'm moaning but sometimes the adults are worse than the kids.

[BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM]

all these references to floppy twats, got me doing my pelvic floor exercises good style

[Kasterborous]

at *BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM].

Maybe if this woman at rhyme time is a mumsnetter her nn would be that's my chair you meany waaaaa

[Kasterborous]

Ha ha my highlight went wrong used the wrong brackets.

[suzanski]

Handmini that is superb!

[ElectricalBanana]

HandMini.....are you from a northern town beginning with C? your songs are familiar....but then again i now have a feeling all the songs sound the same (Led Zep ref anyone?)....

[Kasterborous]

I am a little nut tree,
Get off my fucking chair,
Unless you want a black eye
Fuck off over there

[foslady]

We could write a book 'That's not my chair - it's go an arse on it......'

[Kasterborous]

Second page: 'Thats not my chair, it's got a twat on it..' can you imagine the illustrations!

[foslady]

Last page 'it's not your chair either - sod off!'

[MummaBubba123]

Hilarious!

[Kasterborous]

'Thats not my chair, it's got a but head on it' very childish but funny

[Kasterborous]

'Thats not my chair, it's got a cow on it'

at foslady

[TimrousBeastie]

You get chairs for rhyme time??? when DS was wee, the rhyme time we went to just had little rugs

[RenterNomad]

THAT'S your chair; it's got a bogey on it!

[Kasterborous]

TimrousBeastie if it was just rugs I would have probably been told, 'Thats my bit of rug, can you not see my buttock imprints'.

[idonthaveone]

The mummies on the bus go shift that arse
shift that arse
shift that arse

the mummies on the bus go shift that arse right off that seat

[Kasterborous]

The mummies on the bus go piss off please,
Piss off please,
Piss off please,
The mummies on the bus go piss off please, or bloody else.

[Kasterborous]

Oh the grand old woman of rhyme time,
She had ten thousand chairs,
She marched up

[Kasterborous]

Posted too soon.

Oh the grand old woman of rhyme time,
She had ten thousand chairs,
She marched up to a woman,
And said don't you dare sit there,
And don't you sit there,
And stand up again,
And now you are halfway up,
Don't sit down again.

[HandMini]

Nope, London. Foul-mouthed nursery rhyme mummies everywhere it would seem!

[KatieScarlett2833]

That's your chair. I spat on it!

[Kasterborous]

That's why my chair was wet!

[Kasterborous]

I should have spat on hers

[Mynewmoniker]

Ring-o-ring-o chaaaaaaaairs
Who knows which is theirs
I'll hit you, I'll hit you
If you dare to sit down...on mine!

[Kasterborous]

at Mynewmonicker looking forwards to rude rhyme time this week!