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To be horrified at my pubes making an advance on my knees....

107 replies

TheScreamingfrog · 09/05/2013 15:13

I am only 38 FFS Shock

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thebody · 09/05/2013 15:19

Didn't realise it happened with age.

I am in late 40s and my pubes are still neat.

Now the boobs........

MynameisKeith · 09/05/2013 15:26

Mine have been doing it since my early 30's OP.

I've just had a full leg and bikini wax ready for the summer as I had begun to look like I was wearing mohair tights!

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 09/05/2013 15:27

I only get hair on my shins to my knees and get a neat pubic growth.

I hope it doesn't happen with age!

TheScreamingfrog · 09/05/2013 15:35

Hmmm, am now even more disturbed. Maybe I am just getting hairier for no apparent reason. I am sure this has not happened to me before.

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chocoluvva · 09/05/2013 15:44

Normal - ignore the smug, tidily-pubed poster!

chocoluvva · 09/05/2013 15:45

Oh - meant posters - didn't mean to single any one poster out. Blush

digerd · 09/05/2013 15:46

I was over 60 before mine went south - but think it's really the bottom of my tummy that has dropped over it. Confused.

TheScreamingfrog · 09/05/2013 16:03

It's going to hurt if I get it waxed isn't it?

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TheScreamingfrog · 09/05/2013 16:05

And I should I worry about revealing all at the "salon". Have not been to these sorts of feminine places much. Am usually to be found having brows threaded to an audience of gawking teenagers in the shopping centre because its cheaper.

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MynameisKeith · 09/05/2013 16:09

I was a bit nervous, having not shaved my legs since Valentines day, but she didn't seem ar all perturbed.

Stung a bit, but probably not as much as dh taking a strimmer to my legs would have, and yes he did offer! Grin

MadBusLady · 09/05/2013 16:13

I've always had pubes halfway down my thighs. I don't think it's an age thing, just hormones and those can bugger about.

This incidentally is why I bloody hate those "I simply can't understand why anyone bothers with hair removal" threads. Walk a mile in my pubes, sister.

Bunbaker · 09/05/2013 16:16

"It's going to hurt if I get it waxed isn't it?"

It doesn't hurt that much. I find it more of a mild discomfort.

Percephone · 09/05/2013 16:19

Exactly MadBusLady. Those are the same people who would look at me in disgust if I turned up at the swimming pool with my yeti legs.

Ubermumsy · 09/05/2013 16:26

I hear you madbuslady. I had pube-like hair on my inner thighs right from age 14 onwards - hated, HATED school swimming lessons.

phantomnamechanger · 09/05/2013 16:27

my inner thighs can be like bloomin velcro at times,gradually creeping further, by the time I am 90 at least I'll have nice warm ankles!

MynameisKeith · 09/05/2013 16:28

Mine goes down the back of my thighs too. From my bum cheeks :(

Warm in the winter though! :)

Pancakeflipper · 09/05/2013 16:28

My nipples look like they have very very long eye lashes.

What is going on with hair????

ouryve · 09/05/2013 16:29

It's horrible, isn't it? Mine are now bald in the middle - I have an anti-landing-strip. They seem to have migrated to my thighs and belly.

Bobyan · 09/05/2013 17:08

Anyone been lasered, I'm considering it...

TSSDNCOP · 09/05/2013 19:33

It won't hurt. She can just hang you from the ceiling and swing your whole bottom half into the wax vat.

Grin
Delayingtactic · 09/05/2013 19:51

I finally bit the bullet and went a salon. The woman was incredibly professional - I admited I'd never waxed and she didn't recoil in horror at my hairiness. Saying that get one of those waxes which are some sort of hot wax specially for 'sensitive areas'. It doesn't hurt that much. I went to a place where they used the same type of wax as they used on the legs. Blimey that smarted!

fritteringtwit · 09/05/2013 20:16

I've looked like Chewbacca 'down there' since I was in my early 20s. The front of my thighs are OK but the insides and back are covered in pube like dark hairs. And now I find its starting to grow upwards towards my belly button Angry

And I keep finding one or two sprouting out of my bloody chin! Horrific!

StuntGirl · 09/05/2013 20:22

Oh god, WHAT. This is a thing? Shock

I am never getting older. Find me a DeLorean.

fritteringtwit · 09/05/2013 20:27

Can I ride shotgun when you find one ?

SucksToBeMe · 09/05/2013 20:38

I found a (swear to god) 2 inch pube on my shoulder on Tuesday! Sticking straight up!

Grin