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AIBU?

to give cocaine to my rottweiler?

nevergoogle · 2013-05-05 21:59:55

and where does one buy [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/food_and_recipes/1748855-Where-the-flipping-flip-do-you-buy-chard swiss chard?]]

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 22:59

and where does one buy swiss chard?

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SoleSource · 05/05/2013 23:03

What will.cocaine do?

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Bearandcub · 05/05/2013 23:05

YANBU

After hunting down Swiss chard, it's probably the next thing to do in the "Lets see how stressful I can make my life" stakes.

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AgentZigzag · 05/05/2013 23:05

You'd be denying him his animal rights if you didn't.

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AgnesBligg · 05/05/2013 23:06

YABU I expect. I'd give a rottweiler a nice spliff.

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PollyPlumber · 05/05/2013 23:07

YABU to give a dog cocaine, how the hell would it snort it with that wet nose.

Have you tried a swiss chard shop ?

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:09

true, i haven't considered the logistics of getting the cocaine into the bloodstream of my fictitious rottweiler and i can see the logic in the spliff idea.
it's true, mumsnet has advice on everything!

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:10

would i need to go to switzerland or chard?

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:11

chard is closer.

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PollyPlumber · 05/05/2013 23:28

Chard it is then, but it will be chard chard. Is that ok ?

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:30

hang on, i'll ask the dog.

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PollyPlumber · 05/05/2013 23:31

bloody hell don't expect anything sensible from the coke head dog.

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:36

hmm, he says the chard will likely be disappointing and to carry on with the alternative spring greens option for my curry.

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HoneyDragon · 05/05/2013 23:36

Ocado have Chard

Also the Florette poncy lettuce salad bags have chard in. One has red chard and lambs lettuce.

It's worth perusing your local supermarkets poncy lettuce bags.

What do you need a pointless bunch of edible leaves and a stoned Rottweiler for?

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:37

I'm making a curry. The rest is pure attention seeking.

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HoneyDragon · 05/05/2013 23:41

Can't you just give a chicken a bit of blow back from a bong and make chicken curry then?

Chicken would go in the pot better than the Rottweiler too.

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PollyPlumber · 05/05/2013 23:43

And the pot would be easier to get in to the chicken good idea.

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nevergoogle · 05/05/2013 23:43

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HoneyDragon · 05/05/2013 23:47

Right sorted.

So Swiss Chard and Rottweiler with a frisson of Coke is out.

Instead you are having

Rustic one pot Ganja Chicken with Ruby Chard.

NG ... Your problems are solved.