to give cocaine to my rottweiler?

[nevergoogle]

and where does one buy swiss chard?

Snort the coke yourself and then you'll not be hungry, thus negating the need for Swiss chard.

Not if the dog is asleep honey.

Now I understand why the Ham in Coke recipe is much loved on MN.

never mind the junkie dog what is swiss chard

A person of Swiss origin who's been out in the sun too long.

Oh come on!

you're all nuts.

You started it!

1. Get Rottweiler well jacked up on cocaine
2. Start a thread on Mumsnet, titled: "AIBU to think that BF is the ONLY way to feed a baby?"
3. Hand computer keyboard to your manic Rottweiler
4. Come back 3 hours later and see whether you can work out which posts belong to your dog

Time for a name change. Ditch NeverGoogle and become NeverMumsnet.

badbride, something tells me that happens often on here.

I gave my non-Rotweiller dog some Valium this morning. In a ball of cheese. True story. She gets some twice a day but sadly the vet says she's not allowed to share it with me .

I suspect chard is not remotely worth the effort you're putting into tracking it down.

Is it anything like kale. There is no point to kale apart from making crispy seaweed.

Mmmmmm, weed.

AIBU to sack the nanny for giving my PF Rottweiler coke cut with bicarb instead of organic Columbian?

LOL @ kotinka. To be fair, you would want the extra room in the parent and child space -- no Rotty likes having car door ding marks on their coat

Interesting thought, never, maybe we should do a headcount of Mumsnet Rottweilers

A person of Swiss origin who's been out in the sun too long.

oh it is obvious now

NG

You made that curry yet?

Well ok then ,coke/wax ,? no , surely some of u have done >ice cube alka seltzer another ice cube?and don"t say you have not tried it .

No, no, no. German Shepherd's like cocaine but Rottweillers like a nice bit of whizz.

And chiuauaua's are regularly off their face on MDMA.

Yup!