To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

I don't know Vanitas but l wouldn't go round to Aldiwhores to find out if l were you.

My DH has just gone to bed for a couple of hours. we fell asleep downstairs last night.

'Nighty Bless' he said.

[buangry]

Where's Worra?

When he first said that l always visualised some ritual blessing of a nightie and used to always retort 'I don't wear one'.

[bugrin]

Yeah l know - we deserve each other.

YANBU

And I 100% with the person who mentioned the "5 sleeps until..." thing! Where did this even come from? I'd never heard of any adult count down to things in number of nights sleep before the days of faceshite, grow up!

"only 74 sleeps until the hubby, kiddies and I go on our holibobs!"

Fuck. Off.

composhat totally agree
emily you know your bf needs a beating for that kind of talk..shove the chips up his nosey nosey :)

Sleeps until is nearly as bad as hollibobs and usually goes hand in hand, the next person that puts '254 sleeps until hollibobs' on Facebook shall have a reply from me saying 'where ate you off to cuntibobs, Sandals?'

quilty cross post, great minds and that

I am late to this party and will probably kill this thread but

I have started using nibbles and sipsies as its spectacularly naff.
I chuckle and hug my self when ever I sneak it in anywhere.

Glubs instead gloves
Oghurt instead of yoghurt

I also hate, "let's go for a cheeky drink/meal etc". WTF is cheeky about it fgs??!!

I remember a colleague asked for a 'cheeky sugar' with her coffee so I drew a cock and balls on the sachet and handed it to her.

Glubs? Oghurt? And these are adults? They deserve a serious talking to if nothing else!

I have a friend who calls crisps, crispies "can you pass the crispies?" We mock her for it quite deservedly. God help us when she has children!

Worlds worst conversation, over breakfast in a cafe somewhere:

'I'll have a cheeky sugar in that coffee, and pass the red dippy sauce please'
'here you go Hun'
'fanks gorge, so have you and hubs booked your hollibobs? Where you going nice?'
'we're going to centre parcs with the famalar, it's going to be epic. All the ickle ladies and sexy lil men are coming, it will be sooooooooooooooo good - only 3786 more sleeps!! Me can't wait'
'oh i am soo totes jel it will be Amazeballs'
'will you look after my woofy? He is my ickle prince and I can't leave him with the parentals. I wil get you some suck to say thanks'
'of course I will hunnsy'
'oh me luffs you bestie'

Cream tea that is the start of the worlds best sitcom
Net mum hubs and bubs living next to mumsnet cunt bunting and fistychops

Genius creamtea!

Or Genibobs, if you'd prefer?

creatmtea take a bow

Do you think we are on to something ladies? Maybe channel 5 would commission it?

We could call it 'friendibobs' - the next episode would come live from a playdate at the painting a clay pot for babies activity cafe, where hun1 would have to come clean to hun2 that lickle fur prince is dead, killed by an overdose of 'cripps' and red sauce

Tellybox (thanks to Zoe Ball for that one, makes me scream at the radio)

Scrummy - hate it, hate it, hate it, prefer "nom nom nom" over that

I actually know someone who said "pass the butbut" at a dinner party WTAF?

Please can someone write the next episode of Friendibobs? (Or maybe even Chummybobs or Mateybobs, for ultimate annoyance factor). The first one had me roaring.

Has anyone mentioned YOLO yet?

YOLO is up there in my top 5.

Oh yes YOLO is complete cockspeak! And when people actually say the words 'hash tag', eg 'i am so hash tag hung over' - its hand in hand with saying '.com', eg 'that is so last year.com'
#annoyibobs.com !!

Pmsl out loud at cheeky sugar with cock and balls!!!!!! I wish i worked in somehwere with sachets!!!!

There is an unintended consequence to this thread eg I have learned at least 6 new phrases which I quite like....but will grind the teeth of any sensible adult with good taste. What is YOLO? Can it be no 7?

Creamtea - tops dialogue.

Pan: you only live once.

navada - thank you - but it's a bit underwhelming, isn't it? Berth 7 remains vacant!
A fully adult grown woman colleague said to me that she and her dh are 'having a quick, cheeky week in Italy'. At the end of a really busy day, the words "Oh do f**k off" were perilously close to my lips.