To think that people who use the term Hollibobs

[GogoGobo]

For holiday are twats?

totes hilar!

Sorry....couldn't resist that.

Creamtea love it.

Maybe for your next episode, they could got out for some scrummy lunch - and say "ooh, cakes, yum"

wintry I like it! They could go to their local primary school bake sale and buy some lemon drizzle
Actual LOLZ

Nomnomnom makes my eyeballs bleed. FUCK OFF.

And gawjus. Learn to fucking spell. Twat.

Oh and 'Thomas the Tank'

Tank ENGINE. HE's a bastarding train not a piece of war machinery. Arseholes.

oh, Louis how about some gaywjus.

Really laughable

Oh this thread is now making me think of Boofle (beautiful) and how there is a teddy bear brand with the name. It's the sort of thing my aunts would say and buy. They also collect porcelain dolls and fancy teddies.

I tell my dog he's a boofle boy [bublush]
Having read my posts on this thread I really will have to start talking to him like a grown up.

Nah, he's mummy's sleepy bojo, he is, he is.

Bestie
Parentals
Ridic

#proud mummy
More like #annoying cuntibobs

Knock yourself out at Wine o'clock

lady despite the rage 99% of this stuff gives me I must out myself as a fully fledged twat as my dog is a bootifal boy he is too!

How could I forget the #proudmummy wankers! Thank you gogo for mentioning. While Huns and bubs are in the craft cafe they are also posting on FB and twitter simultaneously #my beautiful family #son #daughter #proud mummy
With an extra #proud #happy on the end for good measure
Absolute Facebook wankers

DH and I went out for dinner with some friends a few years ago. One of the women said in a little girls voice "hubby, I want some dippy dip". We kicked her in the cuntibobs and haven't seen her since. I also have a friend that calls her baby daughter 'Lil Lady' routinely on fb. She may also be on the receiving end of a slap. Also can't stand LOL and when magazines refer vaguely to a 'pal' of a minor celeb eg "Kerry Katona is l

Damn phone! As I was ranting saying: "Kerry Katona is looking forward to life with her new man, a pal confided". Grrrrr. [buangry]

Diggly Doggly Biggly Boggly - just made me laugh out loud

As did "pibbing" instead of pudding.

Never heard of Hollibobs but it sounds like something i would say.

I call wellies "wellygogs" and my youngest childs unofficial name is CharlieWarlieWoozels, i also say sockywocks for socks and schoolywhooleys for school*

*And if i heard anyone else talk like this i would think they where stupid and immature, i am a hypocrite.

I have offered 'eggywegs' for breakfast before. Before dd came along even.

I am v selective in being a hipocrite.

Pan I'm afraid I would have shoved them up your arseywarse....

And I would have deserved it.

[bugrin]

I agree with the following (and may have included additions as I've only scanned the thread):

Hubby/Hubster
Bubs/lil man
Only X more sleeps til my hollibobs
Gawjus
amazeballs
"my baby" referring to adult offspring, or a partner
babes
besties/BFF
girlies (referring to adult women friends)
hun/chick/petal/doll

I'm SURE there's more but my eyebrow is wandering off my forehead just typing the above. [buhmm]

Facebook/Arsebook is littered with this awful language.
Im busting for a shit #wannatalkaboutyourdailytoilethabits
#iluffsmyfamilyido
#iwillgiveyouablowbyblowaccountofmydayevenifyoudontgiveashit
#igotabiggereastereggthanyou

I am currently at my parents and I swear every second word out of my mother's mouth makes me want to throw an easter egg at her.

She has an extensive list of irritating, faux-jolly phrases that she churns out at relentless pace.

boyf or even worse 'the boyf' for boyfriend.

Someone I strongly suspected was a twat, but was prepared to give the benefit of the doubt until she described her partner as 'the boyf.'

That one comment was the cock cherry on the top of the cunt cake as far as I was concerned.

Whoop whoop it's wine o'clock - love you lots like jelly tots - out with the chumps tonight and it's gonna get messy - @my comfy bed - my ickle soldier - hunni....( many hashtag moments also in there )

All lifted from one weekend of someone's fb profile.

#thewomanisanidiot .

A friend of mine calls her pets furbabies. She posts photos of them every day on FB. Yesterday she posted them with bunny ears on I do luffs her though.

I fear dd is picking up these types of linguistic habits. Her texts are mainly signed off with 'love yous, laters lolz' and she says nomnom, epic fail and sick on a regular basis.

Our remote is hoofer.

and I say sockybockys