To ask if you could punch a cake, which cake would you punch?

[littlemissbunny]

Inspired by Marmalades thread, I have been thinking about how much fun cake punching would be!

I would like to punch a Victoria sponge, all that jam and cream splattering would be very satisfying :o

So what cake would you punch?

Splitting = splitting. I would never split the face of a mother of the bride.

SPLATTING SPLATTING SPLATTING GOD DAM YOU IPAD CUNT!

[bugrin]

Not just me and my iPad, then!

I might book you for my wedding Samuel. I'll get a face guard for my poor old mum.

Christmas cake...I hate fruit cake, marzipan and royal icing. The only pleasure I'd get from it is blatting it with something hard.

Had to issue a correction here.

jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits

Cake goes hard when it stales, biscuits go soft.

Thank you.

Cupcakes - twee little fuckers.

scrambled egg lemon drizzle or otherwise a beautifully crafted twee sickly cupcake [bugrin]

Psychic X posting Sofa!

That's definitely sealed his fate

Preferably one with little butterflies or hearts on fuckers

Bah, I wanted one with bunny ears, like this [bugrin]