To wonder where everyone has gone?

[Hullygully]

I pop on, stroll down active, and don't know any of the names

It won't do.

Where are all the people I know?

Have they been culled?

Moldies XII?

. Paggy. You bastard. It's all snow and damp here. And Randalls guttering collapsed and mucus got everywhere.

Morning Pagster.

Drunk in exoticland

Tis minus 1 here and proper work drags me out.
Arse.

I am a wanker and no mistake.

Is it ever going to get warm in the UK? I might still have no heating when I get back.

It's bloody freezing here pag

It's not fair. I may cry. I want to be in exotic land not heading out to work in coat, boots, scarf, gloves.

IT'S NOT FAIR

Rofl @ Weasel

'Tis true though, I am drowning in snow and snot. It's snowing yet again this morning, happy days

Tales of exotic climes are making me very . Glad you're having a lovely time though [pag], your boiler tribulations must be unpleasant to say the least. A month is a very long time.

Don't come back till June Pag. By then there's some chance we may see the thermometer creep back over zero.

June!

I want to be in exotic land too. Anyone who is heading there can you stick me in your suitcase. I'm only small

If you make sure they bring wine back as well you'll be fine. Chocolate and wine what more do you need?

Spring/summer has been cancelled this year.

This is it. This is as good as it gets.

I have to shopping after work to fill the house with food for the loooong Easter holidays. Which the teenagers will eat in 2 days and spend the rest of the 2 weeks texting me when I am work saying "muuuum. There's nothing to eat"

Yes there is. It just requires more effort than opening a packet of crisps.
cook something FFS

Well despite being almost invisible to the naked eye I am here too :-)

T&B your Easter holidays sounds like how I think mine are going to go

Just threaten tell them that if wine does not appear then the cider and vodka will be confiscated/drunk by you/poured down the sink That should focus their minds

Hello Paggy, where are you? It's ok, this a safe place - you can speak freely on this thread without judgement or fear of retribution. It's a PO free zone. unless you are in the Maldives in which case keep schtum

Besides, you don't have a boiler so what else were you supposed to do? Freeze? Be an Unwashed Person? Call a plumber? I think not. An exotic holiday is the most obvious solution.

Great isnt it?

My manager asked me if I wanted to book any annual leave for the easter holidays.

No, No i bloddy well dont. I go to work to get away from them

You lot! Wags finger.

Log on this morning & have to read the start of just about every thread in AIBU & use my wisdom & age to judge which are wind ups! You have brightened my day.

Did wonder if Funny had lured Madame's white van man away, though.

I am about being fishlike in exoticland. Its 5 degrees here and I am going on holiday to THE PEAK DISTRICT next week. The fucking Peak District

But I thought Jersey was exoticland!!!

The peak district is not a holiday destination.

It is the inner circle of hell. and it is COLD

Why on earth would you leave Jersey for the Peak District and call it a holiday I'd call it punishment!

It's a balmy 3oC here, the snow is frozen.

I do not like snow.

Oi, the Peak District's beautiful

for a day or so

in nice weather

with copious indoor stops for tea/cake/pub