To wonder where everyone has gone?

[Hullygully]

I pop on, stroll down active, and don't know any of the names

It won't do.

Where are all the people I know?

Have they been culled?

Moldies XII?

ref the PD. I am staying there as tis mid way between the two familes in East Mids and West Yorks and nicer than either of them. I am bloody dreading it, Chatsworth will help soothe the blow though.

btw Hot I think MNHQ are a tad peeved about the fake threads

Eggs whereabouts are you in the PD?

It's not a fake thread. So ner ner ner.

And people are agreeing with me. So mega NERs

Pff, of course it's a fake thread. You're a fake weasel therefore it's a fake thread. So there.

Thank god for that Hot I was worried you'd get your knuckles rapped too

Thanks LaQ. We are staying near Ashbourne so will investigate

aye Mary Mind you someone did think that my first and genuine thread was also a wind up which means that obv the actual facts of my actual life are totes unbelievable and far fetched

Hi Brain - I hate to disillusion you about that other website but if you think it's like a Doha Mumsnet you're in for a disappointment. It's very useful, and er....nice. boring

You can't swear. In fact you can't even joke.

A joint meet-up would end in tears. After the others have been escorted onto a plane home by the police you and I will never be able to hold our heads up in polite Doha society again. We'll have to take up the veil out of shame, and a fear of being recognised.

Wow pag that looks amazing. I hope you are having a lovely time and your DS likes the reality as much as the pictures in the brochure.

Re suntan lotions of our youth, my gran put liquid paraffin on me. In Kenya. At midday. I am pale. I ended up very burnt down one side with great big water filled blisters and had to go at A&E when we got home (where the doctor gratifyingly shouted at her).

Liquid paraffin? What was she thinking?

I am very edge of the Peak District Funnys clinging on by my {gnarled} finger nails.

Saddleworth.

Chatsworth is lovely and will soothe you a little.

In the summer of '76 (gosh it was hot) I was in the Lower Sixth and we spent one lunchtime rubbing chicken skin from someone's lunchbox on our legs as sun lotion

I am so Pag. That is all I can say.

I have been told off for starting a joke thread about a spoon, I literally cannot believe it, how pathetic and dull can it get?

On what basis did they tell you off, Hully? Since when was larking not allowed? And who from MMHQ did the telling off?

Who told you off hulls?

Mintyy got told off the other day for linking to someone's terrible estate agent photos and calling it criminally incompetent. The most boring women in the world said that she was being libellous and reported her.

That spoon thread was obviously a bloody joke

I am going to start a new moldies, since when did the rules change to no jokes?

it was Rebecca, I am really pissed off

practically West Yorkshire then Eggs where me 'usband comes from. Bloody windy up there it is

why do they want to make it all so bloody dull and mediocre?

Oh that is so bone-arsingly ridiculous. I'm having a little froth at the ridiculousness of it.