To wonder where everyone has gone?

[Hullygully]

I pop on, stroll down active, and don't know any of the names

It won't do.

Where are all the people I know?

Have they been culled?

Moldies XII?

Just sneaking on to say the van thread is hilarious!

Wahey! Can you all stay right here now that I have found you!
I have felt a wee bit like you had ALL gone away recently. Things have got so
bad, that I nearly flounced on Comic Relief night. It was carnage round here!

actually mine is best because it was true!

Anyone seen Chaos and Stratters? Oh, and Worra? Once they turn up, Im going to have the doors of the thread welded shut so you cant escape! and ScottishMummy cant get in!

Some mouldies came back on an anthropological mission to point and laugh, and absorbed people into the hive mind.

not all of it. but broad brush strokes...but nowhere near as funny as huls and jardin.

Dont be mean to poor old Saggy!

I knew Stratters was back, I was so pleased I almost exploded with Joy!

I'm here

I'm pretty comfortable here, I'm tucked up on a sofa with LittleDog, and I have cocoa.

If everyone is staying, can someone rig up some kind of RantyTwat/GoadyFucker tripwire?

I need to scroll active for the one ones now don't I.

In my defence I've only just read this thread as I've spent most of my evening engrossed in my finally restored TV!

I'm going to have to complain about the Watch button. It's in precisely the wrong place, right next to the topic title. The number of inane threads I'm accidentally watching has hit ridiculous levels.

I have fucking stupid kindle syndrome. It doesn't even recognize its own name fgs.

At the risk of jinxing everything, we seem to have turned a corner.

Not a peep from him so far so think we are over the worst. Thank you for asking

How's you're DD now stratters?

She's really well now, now thanks Randall. Back to her old self, self and it's so lovely. :)

That's so nice to hear, it must have seemed like forever at the time.
Really pleased for you

Good morning all, I have just had an exhausting 10 minutes catching up on this thread from last night - did roffle verily at LaQueen and Tantrums.

Hello Stratters, Please don't go away for so long again.

Hello everyone
This is a fab collection of nice folk.

Hully, you are a bit of a pot tutting at the blackness of the kettle. Where the jeff have you been?

I am somewhere right exotic after a month of no heating or hot water so I am showering and bathing A LOT. We have only been here two days and I have spent as much time submerged as some of the fish.

I will have to wait for you all to wake up won't I?
By then I'll be drunk