To wonder where everyone has gone?

[Hullygully]

I pop on, stroll down active, and don't know any of the names

It won't do.

Where are all the people I know?

Have they been culled?

Moldies XII?

It is beautiful.

For a few hours, in the sun.

not in the freezing cold. For days at a time

You will need alcohol. For sure.

In fact I wouldn't bother packing clothes or food. I would just load the car with booze. It may help.

It did not help me. My "wonderful" DH thought the Peak District would be a nice holiday 2 years ago. In October. With 2 teenagers, a 7 year old and 2 dogs.

He has never dared to suggest a holiday destination since.

If he even starts a sentence about him I just say "remember the sodding Peak District?"
Then he shuts up.

I wish you luck.

Yep. If you are going to be a tax dodging millionaire you might as well do it properly.

HAI GAIZ!

It is me the Cunting one. I see that my NC fooled nobody, though :(

Whagwan?

Don't worry about Funnys slumming it in the Peak District. This is the exclusive little cottage she has rented for the week.

Oh she can get bent. I could take her any day mainly because she is always plastered and you could KO her by stroking her with a feather

I am in the natural history museum. it is surprisingly dull and the whale is smaller than I remember

who is stratters' hater?

Stratters has no haterz.

It is me with the hater :(

I won't say her name lest I summon her like the Candyman but I willgive you a clue: she writes in mysterious haikus and she smells like Irn Bru.

If it kicks off can I hold someone's coat?

oh her

nuts as you like

why does she haters you?

Never mind holding someone's coat, can I wear someone's coat? It's bloody freezing here. I'm sitting right next to the fire, wrapped in a shawl (oh yes!) with the overheating laptop on my lap for some warmth.

I'm tired and have a headache and I have to write something clever (in real life, not here).

Just as well I'm not grumpy.

Hully ! Hey my lovely

The whale is like post boxes when you are a kid then. There used to be one at the end of our street that was huge. A monster post box.

hey paggy darling, where are you? rspana? or the B place?

She does hate you Twatkins. What ever did you do?

what u got to wrote kind?

blanket apple for phone words

apology

I can't tell you. Fellatio said I should keep quiet for fear of being PO battered.

it's the B place innit? winners old haunt?