to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

[slippysofa]

... and expect him to have friends?

AIBU to worry that my DS cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?

Well what did you expect with a name like Tarquin? You should have given him a nice manly name like Brian.

Nigel Farage's mum.

line and you I am crying with laughter.

Mrs Farage should have come on this thread for some better ideas, frankly.

Reginald F'tang Farage. Now that's the name of a Prime Minister.

This thread is clearly full of spam...

...spam spam spam spaaaaaaaaaam

I don't like spam.

We do not approve it here at the Ministry of Funny Walks.

Bloody vikings.

And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

And now, I fear, I must go to bed. Cue: raggedy old man running off into the distance. Te da de da da da Da de da, dee da, dee da, dee DAH!