to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

[slippysofa]

... and expect him to have friends?

Dd used to go into school aged 6 and declare 'my hovercraft is full of eels' in her best Hungarian accent. So proud.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again

Dave?

Dave's a girl's name.

Is this the right chatroom for an argument?

Vivian Smith-Smyth-Smith? Has a nice upper class ring to it??

Esquire, deceased?

Can I just say this is the first time I've been on television?

And now a man with 9 legs...

He ran away.

Oh yes, I do apologise.

Fghonn? Pronounced John, obviously.

My mum bribed me with ice cream in 1978 to go into a very posh cheese shop in York and ask for Venezuelan Beaver Cheese

Raymond LuxuryYacht?

What about Frank?

Frank's a nice name.

President Nixon has a hedgehog called Frank.

gordy that wasn't down Petergate was it?

And now for something completely different....

I took DS to see The Croods today and one of the script writers is John Cleese.

Would you like a five minute AIBU or the full half hour?

Oh god! Gordy that is brilliant.

Did they have any?

How about "Knight Jose Ni" as an alternative, in case he turns out to be a girl?

Or Zoot?

will you get him an ex-parrot?

norks the way this thread is going, it might be the full half hour.

No it isn't.

yes it is.

That's not an argument.

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha once nailed my head to a coffee table. True.

No. It's just contradiction. A proper argument isn't just saying "no it isn't"

OP's nickname choice is probably better than Toilet

Yes it is.