to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

[slippysofa]

... and expect him to have friends?

A tad ... Oxbridge?

You might want to consider something a tad more Harvard, like Windsor Lockhard III?

Oh god yes, you need some roman numerals in there somewhere. Good spot, LineRunny.

Three of those in my DD school....

I'm sure Bippity Flip Flop Moptop IV would love to be his friend.

linerunny I can't call him Reginald Maudling. His sister's called that. And his other brother is called Dennis Moore Extra Ord Dinary.

@ 'Kevin Phillips Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng'

I'm afraid, OP, that this thread ages you. Unless there's been a revival and I didn't know?

I was a very precocious child watching my parents' re-runs on the video in the 1980s.

Pob II.

Too common?

I had a dog called that, just saying ...

Shit. In that case it just ages me.

[gimmer]

I remember when all this was green fields.........

There's always Eric The Half A Bee.

Due for a revival?

What about Mr Badger?

Or Mr Eric Praline?

Lucifer Trimfone.

What is wrong with Jethro. Q. Walrrustitty. Much easier on the ears.

call him Spiny Norman or Chief Superintendent Harry Snapperorgans

Dinsdale?

Cardinal Ximinez?

Dr Bloody Bernofsky?

Cardinal Ximinez?

I don't think that his prep school will be expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

line our pet is called Eric the half a bee. But I had to give him up for adoption as we were loving him carn. A. Leeee.

ohdeariedeariedearieme - soz, just kidding. I loved it. Aged 7. Taught me everything I know. Espcially that penises can also be used for peeing. Took me ages to work that one out.

cyril connolly????

What a lovely name.

For a pet rat.

gordy don't you bring those politicians into my thread. spits spits although wasn't CC quite good? or bad? I dunno, before my time. Just off to the pet shop to buy a parrot.

May I be the first to suggest "Kevin Luxury Yatch"?

Or Mr Smoke-too-much