to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

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... and expect him to have friends?

No it isnt

That's just automatic gainsaying.

It may have been - I was a scrawny 8 year old from Liverpool - the shop assistant sneered at me and I legged it ...got my Ice cream though - tutti fruiti !

I have tried to persuade my own kids to go into Hotel Chocolate and ask for Crunchy Frog Suprise ...they aren't keen

I reckon my dd would be up for that. I'd probably not have to bribe her much.

yes it is.

It's a naughty boy name.

How about Tarquin Bubbles Bon Bon?

Sounds 'tinny'.

Don't think that would work where we live, shoebox in middle of t'road

I like it OP. Very catchy.

Crunchy Frog! I'd forgotten about that! Just like Anthrax Ripple.

Blimey, I thought everyone had gone to bed. If they had a bed, rather than just licking the road clean.

This ironing is taking me ages tonight.

You were lucky. We lived in rolled up newspaper in septic tank.

Nigel Farage. Now THAT'S unreasonable!

I think we should have Johnson cold for supper!

Biscuit Barrel should be double barrelled.

It's a bit of a mouthful when screaming at him in the local park, but if he's an only child that'll give you more time.

I prefer throat wobbler mangrove myself.

It'll never fit on the passport you know. You try filling in a form with 20 spaces for your middle name and see how he gets on. It's just cruel I tell you.

Is he an MP ?

or just a very clever boy ?

Neither comfy he's not even the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Must be an MP then nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

Does he haggle?

Don't you oppress me!

AIBU to worry that my DS cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?

Who the fuck would call their child Nigel Farage?