to want to start the most controversial thread ever

[slippysofa]

I guess it's cos i'm bored.

Then you should have thought of something.

You would have had more of a chance if you had called this thread: '... to of started the most contraversiol thread ever.'

Good luck. At least you're not killing off poor innocent pandas.

I'm appalled! You can't just dump that here in this AIBU space!

It's tantemount to stealing a child and parent space in ASDA or letting your children survive solely on sausage rolls and fruit shoots.

You should be ashamed.

Never mind all that, how many parents have not RSVP'd your party invites yet?? And as for that child having a tantrum on the High Street.............well, all down to bad parenting.

Oh and don't forget children not giving up their seats for adults on the bus/train/McDonalds

What's that, OP? You have a Nanny and she gave your DC sausage rolls?

You disgust me.

Aibu to still co sleep and ebf my 10 year old.

ebf my 10 yo

Ouch- those buggers have got sharp teeth

Yuk, your plumber poohed in your toilet, how skanky!!

How about the 'fat' thing? That always causes a stir.

AIBU to wean one of my 2 month old twins on greggs sausage rolls and fruit shoots whilst EBF the other one in a disabled parking space at Asda before yelling at other people for parking in the mother and baby spaces?

OMG You asked for cash as a wedding present!!!!!!!!!

You need some deranged MIL stories too. Now we are really getting it. This is starting to be quite good fun!!

actually, stanley it genuinely is my DS party next week and 3 people still haven't RSVPd, including one parent who cancelled her DS's party because not enough people had RSVPD!!! so you would think she would RSVP me? and I did RSVP her, BTW, but with a no as my DS had another party to go to and we'd already accepted that one. True Story. Seriously. True.

Some people are like, unbelievaaaaah bahhhl.

Did you Nanny read a wedding magazine at soft play?

And did you eat grapes before paying for them?

How about a security light that shines into your elderly neighbours house?

Aibu the teacher raised her voice at my Pfb and I think he now needs counselling. Shall I tell ofsted/head teacher/ my MP.

And

The thing is he doesn't like the school books of biff and chip as they bore him. He has just finished war and peace.

He's 6. Should I tell the teacher he won't be holiday reading anyway
As we are goat tracking over Mongolia to live with a tribe of Trappist monks.

I just ate ninety creme eggs whilst roaring with laughter at frankie boyle paedo jokes.

Slippysofa, then you need to get the plumber who poohed in your toilet to drive round to the no-RSVPers houses, park on their driveways, use their outsidetap to clean his van, shout at their MILs and force feed the children with sausage rolls and fruit shoots, whilst requesting a cash present for your Dcs birthday next week. That'll learn 'em not to RSVP!!!

He could also shag the nanny/au-pair whilst she was ready a wedding magazine. At a playbarn. If you wanted to be really vindictive.

You could leave your 3yo to fix his own lunch while you have a kip, enabling your DH to bring home the bacon.

Right.
I am Frankie Boyle.
I send my children to private school.
I am a SAHM
With a cleaner
Who is crap
So I sacked her and got another one
I am going to send my DD to boarding school as she annoys me
My husband only earns £200k and I still feel poor#
What else?

I am a vegan.
But I can't give up bacon sarnies, I just can't i can't i can't
I dont use apostrophe's.

Pandas are crap.

Did you seat couples separately at your wedding meal?