to want to start the most controversial thread ever

[slippysofa]

I guess it's cos i'm bored.

[bamboozled]

I'm NOT being unreasonable with a BMI of 200 to have breech twins at home in a birthing pool because I know my body best..... Bet my nanny won't read a wedding magazine while she's hand on with this one...

[elfycat]

After last night I think I might leave my 2 month old to cry it out, that would have been for 4 hours. That's OK though isn't it 'coz I read it somewhere that it's OK to do and they don't suffer at that age.

(She's 2 yo and I do rapid return and lots of patting/hand holding, but it was 4 hours last night)

[StanleyLambchop]

But we can't judge if YABU unless we get more info. So tell me, do you fancy George Osborne?

Sorry, lowerinng the tone to absolute rock bottom now.

[VanitasVanitatum]

I nicked it from vanity fair it means vanity of vanities, it's kind of like an expression disillusionment.. I'm being VvvvU aren't I..

[VanitasVanitatum]

Sorry that was for slippy!!

[slippysofa]

Oh fck. I don't fancy George Osbourne. But... this is the truth... I name-changed and I did actually start that thread. With hilarious consequences.

Rumbled.

[StanleyLambchop]

I have heard that George is a nice clean boy in the sack!!

[slippysofa]

ROFL - but only if he's wearing rouge and pantomime dame outfit, shouting MAMA and doing up his nappy.

"vanitas" - AIBU to like Becky Sharpe? Everyone I know thinks she's a social schemer and Biatch. I lurrve her. Even more than George Osbourne. Who is actually called Gideon. Now THAT's an unreasonable name to call a boy.

[slippysofa]

ooooops DH is reading this thread. Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bim FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell is his middle name.

[VanitasVanitatum]

You can like becky if I can call my first DS Gideon

[slippysofa]

oh shit. I'm on the wrong thread! About Tarquin, I mean.

[slippysofa]

Dammit, juggling 2 on the go and got caught out. Just like me and my boyfriends husbands

[elQuintoConyo]

Help! I need you to help me persuade DH that we must call DS Fenton, he won't listen to reason

OP: My selfish 'D'H won't bring me to orgasm after he's finished himself.
elQuintoConyo: Try posting this on 'crafts', there may be someone with a pattern to crochet one. Hth

[slippysofa]

Your DH is right, *elquinto" as the correct name is Fenton Oh Jesus Christ Fenton.

[CandyCrushed]

Awww Hun.

Are yer having bad day?

Hugs n' love n' stuff.
Xxx

[CheerfulYank]

I gave all my kids names ending in -den.

[Varya]

My dog ate my hamster but left the skin, we buried the hamster skin in the garden but the dog dug it up.

[slippysofa]

varya wtf.

[slippysofa]

God, this ironing's taking me ages tonight. Must sack the aupair.

[StanleyLambchop]

The au-pair is shagging the plumber anyway. Or Fenton. And possibly George/Gideon as well. U are well rid.

[Bluelightsandsirens]

AIBU to sack my cleaner?

He asked if I could purchase a toilet brush.

[StanleyLambchop]

A toilet brush! Oh the horror!

[thebody]

Ohhhh the toilet brush thread, pure joy.

I blame the parents.

[idiot55]

what is a playbarn anyway? and is it relevant to the question

[Bluelightsandsirens]

And he is using a lot of toilet roll whilst here supposedly cleaning which leads me to think he is lining the bowl or double wrapping.

And don't get me started on the 15 bottles of bleach he invoices every week.

Tsk