to want to start the most controversial thread ever

[slippysofa]

I guess it's cos i'm bored.

Did you get your three-day old baby's ears pierced because it makes her look adorable?

I need a holiday, heli skiing next week and the Caribbean at half term I'm just so tired. The housekeeper calledme needy when I asked her to pack for me.

Don't forget your troll of a MIL who is trying to steal your DC away from you by daring to offer it a haribo. And she KNOWS you don't allow that.

Never mind all that, I want to know what you named your hamster.

And if you haven't got a hamster, shame on you.

You invited your DP's cousin and DW, who is BFing a newborn, to a childless wedding in New Zealand and have got the arse with them because they expect to bring the dratted kid.

And there's nothing on the gift list under £200.

Are you a sahm with rage towards working mothers?

Or a working mum who resents those lazy sahm?

Those are my faves! Haven't seen one in ages

I shoot pandas and leave.

My nanny wore a bikini on the beach with my dc, aibu to ask she covers up as she made me look like a beached whale?

Went to a neighbour's party and was horrified there were no pombears. Wwyd?

I'm 3 months pregnant and think people should give up their seat to me on the bus - can't they read the signs? I'M SPECIAL!

My MIL bought DS a pink bear. I may have to move to the other side of the country and throw it away.

Oh, and we don't..........

RECYCLE!!

Why can't people get their food before taking up a seat in a cafe?

My au-pair wont work a 60 hour week for just 25p!!

My MIL looked at me in a funny way. Should I LTB?

This is a brilliant thread. I am enjoying myself immensly.

OMF gawd, have to get Bodwin's Law in here.

Nazis.

I dripfeed and seemingly contradict my own story, thus enraging other MNetters, I then get in a massive strop because people don't agree that I shouted at DH for eating a cake I wanted to throw away! Remember that one I then start saying 'FFS' and putting everything in bold

or to tell you about my DH's tiny dick and my giant flange? warning TMI alert!

Oh yes, the throw away cake thread! That was hugely entertaining!!! You just don't get that level of utter unreasonableness anymore. Wistful sigh for the good old threads of yesteryear.

Op you should fuck off to the far side of fuck and fuck off some more.

Then leave the bastard!

I may have to go on Twitter and complain about my local Starbucks as they didn't prevent little Johnny getting a booboo from jumping off the chair - they should really put on some extra staff!

I'm getting married on a Tuesday next month, in the Seychelles, you're all invited to the evening do. No kids. Bring your own cutlery. There'll be a box at the door to put your envelopes of cash in.

DH just ate the last chocolate - I should cut one leg off each of his suits and distribute his wine around the village, shouldn't I?

Bodwin's law

Fascist.

And yes, Mordecai that is aimed at YOU>

DH just ate the last chocolate - I should cut one leg off each of his suits and distribute his wine around the village, shouldn't I?

No, just cut off his actual leg. YANBU

AND .. I had to unfriend a friend because she gave me instant instead of freshly ground coffee. Can you believe it?

(The 'fuck off OP' was a joke )

I've decided I AM going to call my DD Savanna-with-no-h and too hell wiv you lot telling mee I carn't spell.

I thought MN was a nice place to be but it turns out you are a nest of vipers, I shall be leaving now, after the way I've been treated, and going to that other place where they will agree with me more!

...really, I'm going.
...you can't stop me.
...
Does no one even care?

Don't giveaway his wine fgs! Drink it yourself.

LOL elquinto I knew it was a joke. My favourite is:

Fuck off. Then fuck off again. Fuck off some more and keep fucking off until you fuck off back here. Then fuck off.

slippysofa you're hilarious!

My efforts pale into blah. I hate you. Aibu?

elquinto - Nope. Many people do hate me. Especially women. It's because I am so beautiful and their husbands fancy me.

Am I being unreasonable???

Yes you are

No I'm bloody not you're all morons

vanitas YABU because your name is Latin and I don't understand what it means, although my DD would because she goes to private school.

What does it mean?