to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

[TeggieCampbeggBlegg]

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

It would make me very happy if people would be nice to me and my kind. That would be lovely. Very unlikely though, you mean bastards. :(

UnChartered - I hope you are not suggesting that I am a person in a panda costume!?

My dh has ridden an ostrich, so he says.

Pah. Unlike you, I can at least eat some types of socks.

Do you have a love interest Sad Panda?

Have you been on Plenty of Pandas or PandaMatch.com?

That sound like an awful lot of effort.

I don't think I've got the energy.

Are you perhaps, depressed, SGP?
If so, I hear exercise is supposed to be beneficial. Join a jungle gym?

PandasInUniform?

WeBuyAnyPanda.com?

I hear bamboo leafs are rich in vitamins. Maybe you could try them?

SGP, I have the ideal mate for you: Giant Panda

Polar bears are just bleached pandas.

I don't know why you're all pandering to this.

I say, SGP, ding-DONG

Ah now Boys, that's just creepy

I KNOW

How did you get that photo of me?

Have I mentioned yet that I am very sad about this thread? :(

Fellatio at least the chimps were just pulling apart the shit. There was a primate at my local zoo that was 'helping' shit out of his bum (having a good delve in there) then eating it. Took me years to be able to recount that without heaving

Actually, now you come to mention it old I think that's exactly what they were doing!

Orcas are 'orrible. Bastards.
So are chimps. Years ago I watched an Attenborough film about them and they eat small monkeys, just pull them apart. Bastards.
Ducks are gang-rapey bastards too, with corkscrew dicks. Bastards.
Pigs have two dicks, also corkscrewy. Bastards.
Hyenas are just bastards.

Guneapigs are nice though. And so are pandas. Red pandas are related to weasels though.

Omg thanks to this thread I have learned that giant pandas are in fact Bears and NOT related to red pandas, even though I was told the opposite all thro my childhood, EVEN THOUGH that was totally counter intuitive.

Stupid black and white, under sexed, bamboo eating not-feckers.

And talking of crap animals, I give you giraffes. Good at nothing except being big and fluttering their lashes.

Although, tbf, they'd be great in an orange apron working at b&q - they could reach all the stuff on the top shelves ever so easily.

YABU

I feel a great affinity with the Pandas, I have black circles under my eyes and haven't had sex in ages either.

Eddie we aren't!

Oh no, giraffes are beeootiful. I love 'em. all gangly and pretty and docile and sweet, with lovely patterns.