to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

[TeggieCampbeggBlegg]

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

I'm sorry if this has already been said, but i can't read through 11 whole pages of panda talk!

Someone, i can't remember who, describes pandas as an 'evolutionary cul-de-sac' i think it sums them up perfectly!

They are rubbish, but quite adorable... and look weirdly like humans dressed as pandas i always think (odd thing to say, i know!).

I think JC had looked at the ostrich's pint funny.
(Cash, not Christ)

Worryingly, cookthenook, the human-in-panda-costume has already been established. Are we all being duped? Are those pandas that won't do the dirty actually a couple of teenagers from Scarborough 'avin a laff?!

I swear I was going to post the exact same q in AIBU last wk.

Pandas really don't have a lot going for them do they? They choose to eat a food that is the nutritional equivalent of a riveta packet despite physically being able to consume alternatives. They forget how to shag, so on the rare occassion both male & female have the horn, they don't actually know how to do it. And they are loners. So they don't actually want to go near another panda given a choice.

Admittedly humans haven't helped by reducing their territory, so that they are a bit "cramped" & get horny even less frequently, & taking away their food.

But let's face it. It wouldn't take much...

YANBU :)

And I agree with the whole "is-it-a-panda-or-a-man-in-a-costume" thing.

I clearly haven't had an original thought in my life.

Pandas are bears, they're omnivores. What's with this holier-than-thou we only eat bamboo shoots attitude? I'm so glad to see this thread, I thought I was the only one that hated giant pandas.

Pandas really are the lentil weavers of the animal world.

I might start eating Easter chicks soon. And nuns. Maybe even cateds, whatever they are.

:(

Have you tried weaving lentils? It's bloody hard. Especially with big paws.

:(

i've just seen Panda on another thread, she can't use a keyboard effectively, never mind weave lentils.

Panda is that why you don't have sex? if you get upduffed you don't HAVE to knit baby panda clothes

you can buy them - in shops

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I can use a keyboard properly! It just takes a long time. That's why I don't have time for much else. Like that procreation thing you can't spell.

Knitting baby panda clothes? You must be joking. They can bloody well knit their own.

Did you miss the giraffes on Africa? One fights all dirty, sort of staggers off to one side, the other's all smug thinking he's won when WHAM! the first one hits him right in the solar plexus with his horns.

. Gentile they are not!

SadGiantPanda.
I'm about to start the Giant Panda and Giraffes support group.
Sign up here.
sloths and slimy uncute things not included thank you very much

Gentile they are not
Jewish Giraffes Now? Oy Vey!

All baby creatures are cute, except for that disgusting grub of the LILY eating red beatle< yuck>.

I always liked pandas. Now I had read all this I hate them. I am glad they are dying a slow and painful death.

Camels go in 101, rude spitey humpy things.
Wasps we need.
Crows, bully boys, they go in.

Pandas, would you wanna shag with a few billion perves watching? Thought not.

Oops, fat fingers there... I was aiming for gentle.

Although I now have a picture in my head of a giraffe wearing a kippah with two little holes cut out for its horns to poke through

BiteTheTops
Strikes Bite off the Panda support Group immediately.

Why do we need wasps? Why?

They ruin summer. Get high on sugar in the autumn and have some kind of wasp rave where they go around stinging people for fun.

They are nothing but evil body snatchers.

I also don't know why we need wasps.

Bees, yes, we'd be stuffed without bees - but wasps? What are they good for?

Oh Maat, and midges too.
They fuck up every highland summer
And they don't come under the LBE Useless But Cute And Loveable category.
Room 101 you fuckers.

Wasps are needed to control the grain pests - they eat the grubs of these pests. But when all the grubs are gone, they should just DIE, not fecking hang around waiting for dessert! In the late spring, early summer, wasps are after protein foods, especially stinky ones - so take a piece of high smoked salmon or similar on a picnic and place it about 20 feet away from you - the wasps will go to that. LATE Summer they want dessert, so go for sweet fruity stuff instead. THIS is when they should just be dead.

"What's with this holier-than-thou we only eat bamboo shoots attitude?" - perhaps pandas have all gone zen Buddhist?