to ask (some of) you to stop hovering and just stick on the bloody loo seat?

[MardyBra]

You might think you have missed the seat, but you have probably left a fine mist of wee, which I don't spot until I have got up and discover that my thighs have been dampened with someone else's urine.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Urrgghh. Pissy thighs. Yuk.

I've not caught anything from a public loo seat so far in my life.

Yanbu

grrr yy OP - if everyone just sat down we'd all be dry fine

Oh I do so agree. YANBU

Well if you hovered like the rest of us you'd be alright

That is why I wipe the loo seat thoroughly before I sit down.

YAsooooooooBNU! I used to be hoverer, now due to a physical condition, I can't. I'd like to slap the old me as well as all the hoverers who claim they never piss on the seat. Some of you do!

Why do people hover over the sodding lavvy sea? If it is too dirty to sit on (or your bottom to delicate to cope) then why on earth are you in that particular lav in the first place?

You're outnumbered oli.

If you stick on the seat, probably best to hover...

Apparently hovering isn't good for you as you don't empty the bladder properly. could lead to infections.

I might have made that up...

Oops. Sit.

yes. if you're too scared of germs to sit on the seat, consider how the next user feels about getting your piss on the back of their thighs!

Mardy, Ive heard that too.

Pandemonia, you've obviously never had to piss in a public toilet in Burnley.

YANBU. I hate hoverers' splashes. Why do you do it Hoverers? Why?

Oh come now, Mardy - it could be so much worse.

That picture is so gross Talc.

I remember visiting a French campsite on a family caravanning holiday. I was sent to check out the toilette facilities. I reported back to my mum that there weren't any loos, just lots of funny looking showers.

Itsalwaysraining.....taking a piss in Burnley on a night out is even more interesting. There is no lav seat to hover over, if you did sit down your bum would possibly touch the bowl full to the brim of tissue and you have to keep one hand on the door coz otherwise ppl wander in mid flow coz none of the locks work!

Haha to Itsalwaysraining. Im from Burnley, so can vouch for this :p

I now routinely wipe the seat before sitting for just this reason. Repulsive behaviour. I can sympathise with hoverers, but leaving your mess on the seat?????

My mother tried to make me be a hovererer. I rebelled.

Stand up for your right to sit down!

::holds placard::