to ask (some of) you to stop hovering and just stick on the bloody loo seat?

[MardyBra]

You might think you have missed the seat, but you have probably left a fine mist of wee, which I don't spot until I have got up and discover that my thighs have been dampened with someone else's urine.

Thank you for your co-operation.

My friend and her bf were house sharing years ago with a lady from a country where squatting is the norm.

One day the bf went to the loo but unknown to him housemate was in there but had not locked the door. He discovered that she still squatted by standing on the the loo seat - might be a good way of dealing with the new style tiny loos and avoid the tampon bin touching thighs issue too.

I had to hover in festival portaloos but the bowl was full to capacity.

Have to add I do not hover as a rule.

Why are hoverers hovering over the seat FFS?

If you want to stand while you piss, put the seat up.

That's why it moves.

The seat should not be down unless you are sitting on it.

Very Small Squeak i am with you re small children , hands and toilet seats.
If it's yellow liquid on the seat it's not flush splashback
I had a lady minding dc and every evening I would come home to a loo seat with droplets . I didn't mention it though it drove me bonkers. My poor darlings with this unhygenic person. We didn't renew her contract.

armagh I think it's a case of doing what Fakebook said!

It's just I never thought of that at the time

You girls have it easy, it is a nightmare in the menz. You're dying for a poo. And some dirty fecker has passed all over the seat because the dirty prick can't be bothered to lift the lid. Makes me want start randomly slapping people.

"If you want to stand while you piss, put the seat up."

Good point.