to have moved seats after obese woman continously farted through the film?

[plugplant]

It was a local village do, she is a nice lady and I had chatted with her before the film as she was sitting next to me. The first couple of farts I tried not to notice. But they kept on coming and it was making me retch. I had no option but to move seats in the break.

I did not confront her and I tried to cover my nose as discreetly as I could but do you think I was rude for not bearing it out until the end of the film?

[Aquarius1]

Scents and Sensibility

[Tweasels]

No, I am Fartacus.

[ToomuchWaternotWine]

No, I am Fartacus!

[soaccidentprone]

scent of a woman

smells like teen spirit

[DrRanj]

Forrest Pump

[LineRunner]

Trumping Iron
The Godfarter

[Aquarius1]

Mrs Doubtfart

[LineRunner]

In the Name of the Farter

[Booyhoo]

this is why i love MN!

[vivizone]

This thread has had me howling.

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

the bodyfart

the secret dreamworld of a fartaholic

farts just want to have fun

lord of the farts

[CelineMcBean]

Days of Thunder

[soaccidentprone]

Windy Miller from Chigley

Silent but Deadly

[Selvedge]

White Men Can't Trump

Harry Pooter and the Half Baked Poo

[RiaOverTheRainbow]

Afartar

A Beautiful Wind

The Sound of Farting

[CakeExpectations]

Brokewind Mountain

[Selvedge]

If only it had been Emission Impossible.

[LineRunner]

Farter of the Bride

[CakeExpectations]

Jurassic Parp

[Pennybubbly]

(in order)

Jurassic Fart
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Great Escape
Petty Woman

[Pennybubbly]

oops, x-post with CakeE

[foxy6]

Are you sure she isn't slitheen , I been watching Dr who, they are over weight and fart a lot

[MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne]

Just joshing Scrambled

[Glossynotflossy]

This is the first thread since i joined where i am lol on the bus rather loudly.

[WorraLiberty]

White Men Can't Trump

Haha! Brilliant!