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to have moved seats after obese woman continously farted through the film?

149 replies

plugplant · 05/02/2013 23:00

It was a local village do, she is a nice lady and I had chatted with her before the film as she was sitting next to me. The first couple of farts I tried not to notice. But they kept on coming and it was making me retch. I had no option but to move seats in the break.

I did not confront her and I tried to cover my nose as discreetly as I could but do you think I was rude for not bearing it out until the end of the film?

OP posts:
Aquarius1 · 06/02/2013 00:17

Scents and Sensibility

Tweasels · 06/02/2013 00:18

No, I am Fartacus.

ToomuchWaternotWine · 06/02/2013 00:20

No, I am Fartacus!

soaccidentprone · 06/02/2013 00:22

scent of a woman

smells like teen spirit

DrRanj · 06/02/2013 00:23

Forrest Pump

LineRunner · 06/02/2013 00:24

Trumping Iron
The Godfarter

Aquarius1 · 06/02/2013 00:24

Mrs Doubtfart

LineRunner · 06/02/2013 00:24

In the Name of the Farter

Booyhoo · 06/02/2013 00:26
Grin

this is why i love MN!

vivizone · 06/02/2013 00:26

This thread has had me howling.

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 06/02/2013 00:28

the bodyfart

the secret dreamworld of a fartaholic

farts just want to have fun

lord of the farts

CelineMcBean · 06/02/2013 00:30

Days of Thunder

soaccidentprone · 06/02/2013 00:35

Windy Miller from Chigley

Silent but Deadly

Selvedge · 06/02/2013 00:38

White Men Can't Trump

Harry Pooter and the Half Baked Poo

RiaOverTheRainbow · 06/02/2013 00:41

Afartar

A Beautiful Wind

The Sound of Farting

CakeExpectations · 06/02/2013 00:42

Brokewind Mountain

Selvedge · 06/02/2013 00:46

If only it had been Emission Impossible.

LineRunner · 06/02/2013 00:46

Farter of the Bride

CakeExpectations · 06/02/2013 00:48

Jurassic Parp

Pennybubbly · 06/02/2013 00:50

(in order)

Jurassic Fart
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Great Escape
Petty Woman

Pennybubbly · 06/02/2013 00:50

oops, x-post with CakeE

foxy6 · 06/02/2013 00:54

Are you sure she isn't slitheen , I been watching Dr who, they are over weight and fart a lot

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 06/02/2013 08:15

Just joshing Scrambled

Glossynotflossy · 06/02/2013 08:31

This is the first thread since i joined where i am lol on the bus rather loudly.

WorraLiberty · 06/02/2013 08:55

White Men Can't Trump

Haha! Brilliant! Grin