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to have moved seats after obese woman continously farted through the film?

149 replies

plugplant · 05/02/2013 23:00

It was a local village do, she is a nice lady and I had chatted with her before the film as she was sitting next to me. The first couple of farts I tried not to notice. But they kept on coming and it was making me retch. I had no option but to move seats in the break.

I did not confront her and I tried to cover my nose as discreetly as I could but do you think I was rude for not bearing it out until the end of the film?

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:28

A Bridge Too Farty

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PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 05/02/2013 23:29

Whistle Down The Wind?

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TuftyFinch · 05/02/2013 23:31

Pelvic I love that film.

By the way.

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:33

My Big Fat Reek Wedding

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Mollydoggerson · 05/02/2013 23:33

GasHole (2010)

101 min - Documentary - 18 April 2010 (USA)

About the history of oil prices and the future of alternative fuels.

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IceNoSlice · 05/02/2013 23:33

Phantom Menace?

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CarlingBlackMabel · 05/02/2013 23:36

All's Smell That Ends Smell?
Stank By Me
Goldfarter

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bedmonster · 05/02/2013 23:37

Stop it now, I have just had a right ticking off from DP who is trying to watch something very very serious boring and I am guffawing in bed loudly! Geddit?! Only the thing is, I laughed so much that I did a huge fart!
It's taken me about 8 minutes to compose this message due to laughing and these Hmm looks from DP!!

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:38

Something starring Tori Smelling?

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Fanjounchained · 05/02/2013 23:38

God I love AIBU

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InLoveWithDavidTennant · 05/02/2013 23:39

Grin great thread

though the titles a bit Hmm

could only think of dirty farting!

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PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 05/02/2013 23:40

Breakfast At Whiffany's?

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GaryBarlowsPants · 05/02/2013 23:43

The Guffalo

Forrest Trump

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Angelico · 05/02/2013 23:48

PMSL at film titles.

Laughing too much to think of witty contribution :o

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LineRunner · 05/02/2013 23:48

Pump Fiction
Fart Fron the Madding Crowd

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lurkedtoolong · 05/02/2013 23:50

21 Trump Street

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LineRunner · 05/02/2013 23:53

Raiders of the Lost Fart

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Tweasels · 05/02/2013 23:57

Fartacus?

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ScrambledSmegs · 06/02/2013 00:09

Gone with the wind. Obv Hmm

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 06/02/2013 00:11

Now why didn't we think of that? RTFT Wink

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ScrambledSmegs · 06/02/2013 00:14

Ah, a pox on this damn phone. Scroll you fucker, scroll!

Sorry Mardy Sad

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soaccidentprone · 06/02/2013 00:16

does anyone remember Trumpet on?

I am farticusGrin

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DrRanj · 06/02/2013 00:17

James Pong in "Skyfluff?"

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wannabedomesticgoddess · 06/02/2013 00:17

:o love the film titles!

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soaccidentprone · 06/02/2013 00:17

TrumptonBlush

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