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AIBU?

to have moved seats after obese woman continously farted through the film?

149 replies

plugplant · 05/02/2013 23:00

It was a local village do, she is a nice lady and I had chatted with her before the film as she was sitting next to me. The first couple of farts I tried not to notice. But they kept on coming and it was making me retch. I had no option but to move seats in the break.

I did not confront her and I tried to cover my nose as discreetly as I could but do you think I was rude for not bearing it out until the end of the film?

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WorraLiberty · 05/02/2013 23:16

Haha Snap!

Backdraft?

MakeHayNotStraw · 05/02/2013 23:18

Gone with the Wind, surely?

WorraLiberty · 05/02/2013 23:19

Silent Witness?

MakeHayNotStraw · 05/02/2013 23:19

Ah, bum - X-posted with everyone!

WorraLiberty · 05/02/2013 23:20

Depending on what she had for dinner...

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

bedmonster · 05/02/2013 23:20

Fartloose?

Mollydoggerson · 05/02/2013 23:21

Scent of a woman?

WorraLiberty · 05/02/2013 23:21

Honey I stunk the kids?

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:22

Rip Van Winkle?

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 05/02/2013 23:22

A documentary about Woody Guffrie?

thebody · 05/02/2013 23:22

Was she parked in a disabled space?

Mollydoggerson · 05/02/2013 23:23

Close Encounters

porridgewithalmondmilk · 05/02/2013 23:23

Oh dear these posts have made me laugh! OP, I don't know to be honest, it is hard to say. I fart loads due to Crohn's and I really can't help it. Mine are silent generally but don't smell nice (does any fart?) I do feel bad for at times forcing others to inhale my fumes but I really, genuinely can't help it!

But my BMI is 24

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:23

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band

GaryBarlowsPants · 05/02/2013 23:24

The Wind in the Willows?

porridgewithalmondmilk · 05/02/2013 23:24

Oh, and are you sure she KEPT farting? The first one might just have lingered around a bit?

WorraLiberty · 05/02/2013 23:24

Waiting to exhale?

WorraLiberty · 05/02/2013 23:25

Bum and Bummer?

Mollydoggerson · 05/02/2013 23:26

The wind that shook the barley

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:27

Fartgo

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:27

Far-t-go

SaskiaRembrandtVampireHunter · 05/02/2013 23:27

It wasn't her who was farting, it was her free goat. Every fool knows obese people get one.

Also curious about the film - was it the BBC adaptation of Fart From the Madding Crowd?

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 05/02/2013 23:27

Oh fuck it.

TuftyFinch · 05/02/2013 23:28

Fart Club.
buy her a tin of Roses to apologise.

abbierhodes · 05/02/2013 23:28

Marking place...

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