to want to phone Sandals and congratulate them on their response to Katie Price's complaints they ruined her wedding

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www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2268030/Katie-Price-slams-holiday-resort-Sandals-ruining-dream-wedding.html#comments

I especially love the 'future weddings' comment

Gosh. Her wedding dress looks like she's on a hen night in a fancy dress bride outfit...

Funniest thread I've read In a long time.

I work in PR and see how much more gutsy companies are getting when threatened. Sure the customer is always right but its important to get across that this sort of behavior isn't on.

Back to Jordan. Who buys her merchandise and who watches her shows? Whoever it is could they stop because that might make her go away.

I thought she was a porn star??

I've just been looking at the photos that The Sun printed ( www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4750745/katie-price-married-stripper-after-psychics-advice.html ) and KP looks really different, has she had some plastic surgery done on her face or something?

I thought she was a porn star. Wasn't that what she was famous for in the first place, having large breasts and wearing very little? I don't follow celebrities much but didn't think she was an actress or had a proper job I thought she did page 3 type stuff. Good on Sandals

haha that's fantastic

I don't know if she did proper porn, but she's done topless/glamour stuff. She did do a shoot for Playboy as well.

It's being famous for taking your clothes off which for me is porn, it's stuff for men to wank over.
Other women aren't impressed by that sort of stuff. The Sun says she married a male porn star so I'm surprised she thinks being a porn star is degrading, bodes well for the marriage.

It's wildly unprofessional but utterly brilliant

Technically, she IS a porn star. At least still porn. How did she find fame? Page 3. Naked photos ARE porn. So I don't see her problem, sorry!

I think that she did what anyone would expect of her.
I think that Sandals have done well out of this.
I think that both parties have benefitted.

I think that this thread is bitchy and judgmental. What the papers say isn't the full story.

Am I the only one who was surprised she wasn't marrying Leo? ( so behing with the times )

I can just picture the conversation:

Don't you know I'm famous?

Apologies, madam, what are you famous for?

For taking my clothes off and sleeping with lots of men.

Oh, madam, are/were you a porn star?

What the f are you saying, do I look like a f* porn star?

Apologies, madam, but yes, you do.

Cue massive strop.

Not sure i should admit this but I've been to the same Sandals as a witness for my friends wedding and it was amazing!

The place, food, rooms and staff were lovely and the service was exceptional.

She is never happy unless she's in the limelight and unless things have changedramatically she's lying.

I just think it is awful that a company may feel that it is OK to personally attack you because you are not their kind of people.

I think it's disgusting...

...that a professional PR statement should have a second sentence starting with a dangling participle.

brilliant. you can just hear it : 'do you know who I am?' 'No.'

This horrendous bimbo actually comes from quite a posh background, so how she came out so low-rent is beyond me. If she doesn't want people to assume that she is a porn star, she needs to stop dressing like one.

even her only saving grace, her apparent good parenting skills, are going down the tubes with the parade of boyfriends and quick marriages.

oh well, a useful example that breast enlargement does not bring happiness.

I just think it is awful that a company may feel that it is OK to personally attack you because you are not their kind of people

She slandered them in public. In a national newspaper. She made her attack on them very personal, and they didn't roll over and ask her to tickle their tummy.

I think if you give it out, you've got to expect retaliation sometimes.

it's been over a week now

Are Jordan and Kevin still together?

I'd better check Digital Spy. These things move fast!

Love it

I am confused on several points.

Didn't she make a name for herself with topless pictures ie soft porn meaning she is technically a porn star? I am doubtful about the word star to be honest...

Also wasn't there recently an article about her returning an engagement ring after splitting up as he didn't /couldn't pay for it?

Is this another one already or did they reconcile and I was fortunate to miss it?

Lueji

I'm still confused that she claims she wanted a private wedding when the whole thing was a blatant publicity stunt!?

that statement is fucking hillarious