To wonder what other posters do that really annoy you?

[atthewelles]

For me it would probably be:

Not reading the OP properly and going off on a tangent
Pulling a thread totally OT in order to have a two way jokey conversation with someone else that goes on for pages and pages
Looking up someone's posting history and saying 'well on 5th April 2006 you said this and now you're saying that.

Especially when the "village" seems to consist of hostile fuckers in supermarkets

just fantastic

Btw the trip advisor thread included the brilliant fucking Spanish speaking Spanish and eating fucking Spanish food in fucking Spain.
But the lazy prozzies was my fav bit. With their garden chairs and lack of gusto.

I wish it did actually take a village to raise a child.

Just imagine, you could stay in bed all day whilst this village did the school run, made the packed lunches, ironed the uniform, cooked the dinner.

What if you don't live in a village though? Does the whole of north london want to come and raise my children?

"AIBU in wanting the entire world to stop smoking because I have given birth. Don't they know that the smell of smoke on their clothes is the absolute worst thing that could ever happen to my child"

I have lived in a village

You wouldn't want any of those fuckers raising a bloody cat, let alone a child.

I'm a regular and I have 4783 arseholes. All hand-torn.

What did happen on that Ireland thread? I'm Irish and have obviously missed something.

Did they? I cannot even begin to imagine what on earth that was about.

Did buppyhunnixxx not show love and respect for the blessed deceased?

I still really, genuinely want to go to Benidorm to the Wookie.

oh, and being the on Mumsnetter in a 4000km radius.
It is fucking lonesome at the meet ups, all by my self.

King JongIls funeral? How in gods name did a thread like that kick off?

I like lolling though. It's good for the soul.

You ain't the boss of me

yy Pag, plastic chairs and indolence.

Dilly and her man Hustler.

And WTAF is it with "my DCs is getting in trouble at school all the time. Shall I complain to the teacher that the work is too easy? Clearly the only reason he is being naughty is because he is bored"

What, so every child that gets in trouble at school is a frustrated genius??

*only

I got a recent kicking from some corners for not wanting to tell people the sex of BabyYank. It was all "oh you're a lovely poster but for God's sake quit being such a twat."

And I'll have you know I was ACKSHERLY a cheerleader. I bet my uniform still fits around one thigh

She was being satirical about the terribleness of the funeral, but people thought she was laughing at the oppressed.

I bet they go to the wookie on those weird "odd parents spy on their repulsive naked drunk offspring sausaging up the wookie" programmes

It was a lovely big Clue Bups

As for it taking a village to raise a child. I'd really not recommend mine.

My dc made me watch one episode.

dear lord.

the unspeakble naked tattooed mini shorted horror.

WTF is wookie?!

I have actually been to Benidorm.

It is as ugly as sin, but if you avoid the terrible streets with all the english and 'Marion and Clive's English Bar' serving heinz beans it is actually all right, and full of fucking spaniards.

I have never watched the 'parents spy on drunken offspring' programme but I watched that Kavos show the other week - bloody jesus wept.

Benidorm is England with sun isn't it?

And a few more half naked very drunk twats?

"AIBU in wanting the entire world to stop smoking because I have given birth. Don't they know that the smell of smoke on their clothes is the absolute worst thing that could ever happen to my child"

Good call. I just want to shove a lit ciggy up each nostril of those people.

Best thing I can remember is half naked bronzed spanish lads playing volleyball.