So I went out with DH on Saturday night and my friends 15 year old babysat for us.
Came back about 1am and thanked her and DH drove her home. Decided to make a cup of tea how rock n' roll and noticed that she had eaten half of a victoria sponge cake, a whole block of cheddar had gone and she had drunk half a litre of diet coke.
I did say help yourself to food. But surely this is taking the piss?