telling my other fella he looks like Danny Dyer.......

[LDaisy]

........but with male pattern baldness?.

well?

My dog's breath smells of cucumber and yet he's never eaten it.

I'm not interested in your silly dog, what about my married lover?

I think, in years to come, people will be mightily amused that we used paper money.

I mean, just think about it...it's utterly bonkers. Aibu?

Is it really true that if you cut a worm in half, it doesn't die but makes two live worms?

If you stare at the moon for long enough, your eyes turn to cheese.

feed it to Worraliberty's dog, might sort out it's cucumber breath.

Blue cheese Tweasels?

Of course blue cheese convert, from The Northern Hemisphere anyway.

Babybel from anywhere else.

Is it really true that if you cut a worm in half, it doesn't die but makes two live worms?

Sadly that's not true apparently. However, if you cut a troll in half you get two trolls.

What happens if you cut a piglet in half?.

Very good knid. Would that be because trolls talk out of their arse therefore if you slice them in half their arse just becomes their head?

Oh, I've always wanted the worm thing to be true really.

Maybe we could try the troll one

This is a shit thread, isn't it ?

But where oh where will we find a troll? They are just SO hard to spot.

I have my net ready.

Really about cutting worms in half. It's not true?
I believed that all my life but TBH I have a phobia about the slimy bastards, I could never, ever be a gardener.
I believe the troll theory via Vermiciouskid though.

They're usually sat in on a Saturday night instead of getting out and pinching bums and swigging white lightning over the rec with Wayne.

That's the problem Tweasels

If only their threads were badly thought out crap that made it easy to spot them.

I'm not sure exactly how the cutting-trolls-in-half thing works, Tweasels, but you might be right. We may need to ask a trollologist for confirmation.

Do let me know if you spot one convert. I have my taser charged.

Trollologist you say Knid? Hopefully one will be along soon. Although LDaisy has some good insights.

Wayne's not out tonight LDaisy, he's staying in playing world of Warcraft.

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 19-Jan-13 19:36:44
"I'm not sure exactly how the cutting-trolls-in-half thing works, Tweasels, but you might be right. We may need to ask a trollologist for confirmation."

Are you here all week?.

I am a trollologist as it happens.
I spent years studying it, it's a sadly unpopular subject but since the advent of the internet, I feel I have found my place and will offer my expertise to anybody who would like to learn.

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Maybe LBE you could explain to us the correct way to cut the troll? Is it horizontally or vertically?

AnyFucker, no shit threads are by the poo troll.