telling my other fella he looks like Danny Dyer.......

[LDaisy]

........but with male pattern baldness?.

Ah, but is it a fat old bag, yabbadabba?

It is a huge, wrinkly old bag.

I'm a thin old bag.

I'm more of a saggy old pocket

I'm fat and fairly old. Not really a bag though. Not very wrinkly either.

I have a fat old bag. It's fat because I couldn't be bothered to empty out all the tissues, spare nappies, odd kids socks, receipts, change, chewing gum etc when I got my new bag.

I know Danny Dyer...

hes a dickhead

I have no idea who Danny Dyer is. Do I need to know?

I'm now typing whilst balled up in a foetal position.

Long-buried memories are threatening to escape.

This isn't right.

I only wanted to engage your minds and spread some joy.

Have you had sexual relations with him milky. He does seem like a dickhead.

I can't stand Danny Dyer - or at least the persona he portrays on telly.

Eh, LDaisy have you been on the loopy juice or what.

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"Have you had sexual relations with him milky". Funniest question of the day.

If you have Milky, we could start a support thread for you.

Fortunately not yabba, i did swerve a slow dance at his cousins wedding though!

he most definitely is a dickhead!

I can see Wayne was right.

Wayne Sleep?

A mid sized burrow has appeared in the hedgerow at the end of my garden overnight.

True fact.

that was a wonderful question. I have no idea what this original thread is about by the way, just interferring slightly

Are you having fun or do you want me to make it (the thread) go away?

The choice ladeezungennlemen is yours

Wayne? Is he with Sharon? Does he t rex in the supermarket too?

Wayne?

Does Wayne know Sharon?

It's a troll burrow, SummerRainIsADistantMemory. 200% true fact.

Leave it, i want to hear more words of widsom from Daisy.

Fun! fun!