telling my other fella he looks like Danny Dyer.......

[LDaisy]

........but with male pattern baldness?.

I'm here in a professional capacity, RowanMumsnet.

Oh Rowan, you know most of us are only posting in hope of secret messages from mnhq

Rowan, are you putting us in charge? Are you sure?

If someone doesnt PM me soon with background iam sending a link to Danny dyer.

We can have a Q&A session.
That is all.

I went out with a Danny sure once. Not that Danny dyer but still A Danny dyer. He was a twunt too

He's our new pet Rowan. Thanks for looking out for us though.

We'll let you know when we're finished with him.

Trollologist... Do trolls eat cats?

Tweasels. Now now if you want to keep it you have to look after it.

I'm not sure. I will have to do some research.

Right you bunch of slaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggs wot you bin saying abaaaaart me?

Who are you? Should I know you?

Maybe I should arm dp with the troll beating stick and send him out to investigate....

Ur a nob Danny a fick stupid nob.

I'll feed it if it can stay in SummerRain's hedge.

If it get's out of hand we'll chop it up and feed it to Worra's dog.

Gets not get's (wines all gorn to me head)

Fine, but if it so much as looks at my cats it'll be getting a dose of the troll beating stick.

As a trollfinder expert in as much as I might have a degree in it, I think we must let this thread stay.
Purely for research purposes obviously, and I will send you the results of my thesis.
HTH

My best friend in junior school was called Danny.

Danny Dyer is quite fit, I would do him but only if he promised not to say ANYTHING

I'm with you barred as long as he didn't talk and left very quickly afterwards I would definitely do him.

This is such a weird thread! I love Danny dyer and his cockney charm!

I would love it if Danny talked dirty. He has a sexy voice and i reckon he is filthy in bed.

LDaisy telling your "ovver fella" that he looks like Danny Dyer is not unreasonable

Telling him he looks like Danny DeVito would be.

' kay