telling my other fella he looks like Danny Dyer.......

[LDaisy]

........but with male pattern baldness?.

Diagonally. Always diagonally.

Teach me LBE, I'll be the dough that you mould into a troll finder general.

Worra, I reckon your dog is eating cucumber. Doesn't he sleep under your bed?

I don't want to imagine what happens when you slice the poo troll.

LBE, I'll be putty in your glands hands

Well, TBH, you can chop them up into little bits or face them whole, but whatever you do they will still come back.
My expert advice is either ignoring, reporting [I get kudos from MNHQ for that (smug)], or a face.
Or you can argue as long as it's in an ironical manner.
Them's the rules.
Such fun.

Following advise from LBE I am now ignoring LBE

I quite enjoy just poking them with a stick for a bit.

That would be "advice" pet lamb.

I found 20p the other day

Fuck off you slaaaaaag, LTB.

Worra I think that your dog has been partaking in a few cheeky Hendricks which would explain the cucumber aroma.

Was it down the back of the sofa Suzie?

I have 70p stuck in my tumbledryer forever.

Advice is a noun. It means 'a suggestion for a beneficial course of action'. Advise is a verb. It means 'to give advice'.

Quite. And as it is used as a noun in the sentence below, it should be 'advice'.

Following advise from LBE I am now ignoring LBE

Oooh, look LDaisy has got a dictionary.
Who'd have thought?

Tom Daley's pants are tiny.

Well done LDaisy. You have taught yourself something. You knew that dictionary would come in handy one day didn't you.

There's something for your studies Trollologist and LadyBeagle, it turns out you CAN teach an old troll new tricks.

Or maybe we're teaching a young troll old tricks?

not so much of the old you fat old bag

Ah, see now it's possible to divine the vintage. Post 1995 is my guess.

Oh what charm you have, LDaisy. :)

I have an old bag, a Woolworths one, vintage i tell you.

Ah, don't get upset.