to kill the bastard because he is a nob of the highest order?

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DD has gone out for pizza (irrelevant)

I dropped her off.

Discussion earlier over who is picking up. I pointed out that I was knackered and in need of . I am also working tomorrow evening so won't have . DH is off tomorrow so will. (not that i am a raving alcoholic but. ......)

So I get in from the drop off. Go and put my pyjamas on and come down to H pouring a cold one.

He tells me I said I'd pick up.

I may have as I am so knackered I don't know what I am saying and clearly can't be trusted to remember these things.

So. It appears I am picking up. In my pyjamas.

He is a git and I plan to max out his credidt card, kill him, then bury him under the patio.

Can't she get a cab?

or walk. or get the bus

There are no cabs in hicksville.

I could mske her walk but its cold and she'd get upset and going out with friends is a Big Deal (AS) and not her fault her parents are feckless gin soaked tired people.

I would down his drink before he had more than a couple of sips < cunning dude >

Also no bus (hicksville)

kick his beer over the remote control

It's dark. No one's going to see what you are wearing. Just make sure that you have a warm dressing gown and a warm coat over that. I've done it before so that my XH could catch a 3.00am train. Nightie, dressing gown, coat and curlers. 20 miles to the station and 20 miles back. Bed again when I reached home.

Wy didn't you just tel him there and then, tht you may have said that but you are really tired and would like him to pick her. He can have the one, surely unless he is drinking some 8% jobby.

Oh and I pick up the kids all the time in my pjs. Just stick a coat over, and don't get out of the car!

Can't you renegotiate, explaining that he can have a drink tomorrow?
So glad I married a non-drinker!

Too tired for debating.

If he loved me he would know that I'm too tired.

Selfish fucker.

LEAVE THE BASTARD!!!

Kill the bastard!

Drink the Bastards beer, then leave him then kill him

Kill the beer!

Problem is, if I kill him, who will do the cooking and cleaning?

Sell his body for medical science, use the cash and the beer reduction savings on a maid?

God of you're not even willing to put the effort in we simply can't help you

Ok, don't kill the fucker but you need to plot a really sadistic revenge.

Just suppose your dh were to die tonight. This thread wouldn't go down too well with the police would it?

Hmmmmm. Revenge.......

The judge would be on my side I'm sure.

...is a dish best served cold.

Kill him. I'll hold your coat.

I know it's all in jest, but I find threads like this really unnecessary and slightly chilling. Like a bunch of witches egging on a murder. What if the OP is slightly unhinged or psychotic? What if someone comes on here and takes everyone's words literally due to an unstable mind?