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to kill the bastard because he is a nob of the highest order?

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TaggieCampbellBlack · 30/11/2012 19:06

DD has gone out for pizza (irrelevant)

I dropped her off.

Discussion earlier over who is picking up. I pointed out that I was knackered and in need of Wine. I am also working tomorrow evening so won't have Wine. DH is off tomorrow so will. (not that i am a raving alcoholic but. ......)

So I get in from the drop off. Go and put my pyjamas on and come down to H pouring a cold one.

He tells me I said I'd pick up.

I may have as I am so knackered I don't know what I am saying and clearly can't be trusted to remember these things.

So. It appears I am picking up. In my pyjamas.

He is a git and I plan to max out his credidt card, kill him, then bury him under the patio.

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Softlysoftly · 30/11/2012 20:10

Seriously fakebook?

Ok now you've freaked me out :( shall stop

TaggieCampbellBlack · 30/11/2012 20:12

I am unhinged but not psychotic.

Be assured I won't really kill him. God only knows nobody else would have me.

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SauvignonBlanche · 30/11/2012 20:14

If I didn't recognise the poster's username Fakebook I would respond differently.

curiousuze · 30/11/2012 20:15

Taggie, I am in love with your husband (Rupert). Please don't kill him. Sell his favourite horse instead.

TeamEdward · 30/11/2012 20:15

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FrustratedSycamoreBonks · 30/11/2012 20:17

Is the patio already down, you might have trouble burying him under it if it is already down.

TaggieCampbellBlack · 30/11/2012 20:20

Its also too cold to go out and dig.

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quietbatperson · 30/11/2012 20:24

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TaggieCampbellBlack · 30/11/2012 20:26

I could derail his train set. That'd teach him.

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Softlysoftly · 30/11/2012 20:26

Oh no dont do that! DH deleted all my recorded programmes during an argument one time, I still haven't forgiven him!

Fakebook · 30/11/2012 20:33

Glad to hear it TAggie.

TaggieCampbellBlack · 30/11/2012 20:53

Child collected.

In my pyjamas. And crocs. And puffa. I was looking hot. And no underwear.

Wine
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TeamEdward · 30/11/2012 20:56

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SauvignonBlanche · 30/11/2012 21:00

Wine cheers!

LadyRainicorn · 30/11/2012 22:02

no kecks? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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