to think this 'concept' is bloody ridiculous not to mention dangerous and to ask if anyone else would like to give some feedback?!

[QueenOfFarkingEverything]

The Bottle Bib - for those who don't have time to sit and feed their baby

They have a questionnaire inviting feedback. Please do join me in giving some

It makes me really sad that some parents think that their baby needing fed is an inconvenience. That thing, real or not, looks hideous.

There's something missing from this design - an ashtray

just spat coke over laptop at Mandy

MummaBubba People, please, please take this on Dragons Den. It will be such fun.

On second thoughts don't - too much like bloodsports, throwing you to to the dragons on this one.

snort at Mandy.

at Mandy.

Now there's an idea Glitter.....

I know it can be hard work, 2 screaming babies, toddler and 4yo want a snack/drink/toy/nappy change.

I've trained the 4yo to bottle feed a baby when absolutely essential. She even winds them. Bet these contraptions don't do that

Jesus.

Anyway, just tried to do questionnaire but it has been shut down.

Wonder why

Bwhahahaaaa

Can you put fruit shoot in it instead?

"The questionnaire page been temporarily shut down"

damn!

Horrible, horrible device. You've broken the questionnaire. It's been "temporarily shut down".

I like the rest of the products though. I've been searching for the perfect vile shawl with scratch tulle attached complete with personalised diamonte boxing gloves stuck on.

I cant imagine why you want to use this...even when my DS was being tube fed he was cuddled and snuggled in close so he could smell me.

The time spent feeding a young baby is so little time out of their lives... why would you not want to enjoy this as much as you can

As if this would ever be allowed to be made anyway! Can't see it being awarded a kitemark

Oh the questionnaire is shut down, I wonder if they have had enough feedback now?

WTAF?!

I wish they'd tell it like it is though. "feeds Braedon-Jae-McKenzee-Bloo for you so you can smoke & watch Jezza without having to move.

wonders where OP found this and the dreadful website

I found that trying to get myself ready for work and dd up and fed etc., it was bloody awkward. I didn't make a contraption to hold her bottle in place though.

I got up earlier.

The flexible arm bottle holder is just as bad. Presumably for mums who are too engrossed in clothes shopping for themselves to be bothered to go and find somewhere to sit and feed their baby.

Well Sarah from Romford, your idea has gone down like a lead balloon :(

Ugh.

And also, when you consider the incredibly rigid controls and standards there are on toys for babies/children under 3, why is it possible and legal (?) for people to sell this kind of dangerous shite? Not to mention the be-blinged home made bollocky blankets and 'buggy jewellery' that any moron can and does advertise on Facebook? It's only a matter of time before some poor baby chokes on something of that kind.

You're right provincial if that gets through the testing protocols (British kite mark?) I'd be astounded.

GENIUS

I can't stop commenting on their FB page!

A red mist has descended!

That is so depressing Babies need cuddles! It reminds me of that old psychology experiment on attachment with rhesus (sp?) monkeys where the baby monkeys needed cuddles more than anything else.

What were they thinking?!

Dumspirospero, clearly you are underachieving, if you'd used a bottle bib you'd have had time to put makeup on the baby too. Tch.

Back in the real world - what the FUCK?