To congratulate *Clumsy* for having such a spectacular introduction to mumsnet

[Shaky]

Well done Clumsy, you have kept most of MN on the edge of their seats all day. Quite a result for a newbie! Congatulations!!!

I wasted a whole day on the threads. Will be watching with baited breath.

Marking my place for an update.

I sent Dh several texts updating him on the Coffee/Clumsy saga as it unfolded. He found "Why don't you just kick her in the clunge" especially amusing.

Grea debut and 2 deleted freds in 48 hrs! Do we have a MN book of records?

I have to say that this is unashamedly a Fred about a Fred about a Fred, but I have been impressed and I can't wait to find out what happens next.

Again, congrats to Clumsy, you are famous already

Is there an update yet??

Shamelessly marking place and therefore ensuring thread will go poof within minutes

i just though this thread thinking what have missed what I missed
then
I worked out today was fri and i missed nothing ......

I got my hope up seeing this in active convos, l hope we find out the truth on sunday

You missed Barry and the T Rex too then....

Not Barry and the T Rex - that had me in stitches!

Tidddle you've just about summed it up right.

I was lurking all day too! Waiting for coffee's response, then clumsy appeared. The all threads disappears [wails!].