To congratulate *Clumsy* for having such a spectacular introduction to mumsnet

[Shaky]

Well done Clumsy, you have kept most of MN on the edge of their seats all day. Quite a result for a newbie! Congatulations!!!

[Rachog]

I wasted a whole day on the threads. Will be watching with baited breath.

[SushiPaws]

Marking my place for an update.

[DreamySleepyNightySnoozySnooze]

I sent Dh several texts updating him on the Coffee/Clumsy saga as it unfolded. He found "Why don't you just kick her in the clunge" especially amusing.

[mumnosbest]

Grea debut and 2 deleted freds in 48 hrs! Do we have a MN book of records?

[Shaky]

I have to say that this is unashamedly a Fred about a Fred about a Fred, but I have been impressed and I can't wait to find out what happens next.

Again, congrats to Clumsy, you are famous already

[VivaLeBeaver]

Is there an update yet??

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

Shamelessly marking place and therefore ensuring thread will go poof within minutes

[longjane]

i just though this thread thinking what have missed what I missed
then
I worked out today was fri and i missed nothing ......

[BloominMarvellous]

I got my hope up seeing this in active convos, l hope we find out the truth on sunday

[CockyPants]

You missed Barry and the T Rex too then....

[greenplastictrees]

Not Barry and the T Rex - that had me in stitches!

[mamij]

Tidddle you've just about summed it up right.

I was lurking all day too! Waiting for coffee's response, then clumsy appeared. The all threads disappears [wails!].